Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to
2006-12-06 23:11:58 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep all of them
but guess what?
your my girl so you better be up for being mrs claus soon
2006-12-07 03:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl really it is the best joke in the world i loved it especaily the Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
espeacially that bit lol keep em coming. cant wait till the next one lol...xxxx
2006-12-07 01:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of it's funny like writing a speeding ticket, leaving salad, watering plants, replica reindeer, angry bull, dressing up like a policeman but the rest are just not funny at all.Poor santa. if everyone did that then there would be no santa because he would quit.Would you really want that?I know I wouldn't!
2006-12-06 23:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by kas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, to be honest, only these two ways were able to bring a smile to my face :
"While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket."
"Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants"
2006-12-06 23:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for Santa to do what hello. This joke is stupid. I'm sorry man but if u hate Christmas that's ur problem, don't ruin it for others. Next time would probably be a good time to finish the joke maybe it would be more interesting. Frankly in my opinion nothing could make this joke more interesting.
2006-12-06 23:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by Christina 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive. hahahaha! don't forget to invite Kevin McCalister over to help set up the traps.
2016-05-23 03:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should think he'll give your house a miss this year.
2006-12-06 23:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I liked it. LOL.
A joke is a joke, is forever a joke. Some forget what forum we are on.
Have a great evening, and thanks for sharing.
2006-12-07 08:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.....slightly amusing..
2006-12-06 23:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you turned Yank as well as blonde !!!!!!!! Dopey
2006-12-07 20:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋