An elderly Jewish/Scots/Cavan man (take your pick) is on his deathbed. He can feel the end isn't far off, when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma. He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food, fruitcake. He finds the strength to drag himself to the kitchen, and as he reaches his frail withered hand up to the table, he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden spoon , as his wife barks, "**** off, that's for the funeral"!
2006-12-06 22:39:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cavan: a place in Ireland not known for the generosity of its natives.
2006-12-09 17:56:05 · update #1
Why men usually die before their wives? Because they want to…
2006-12-06 22:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is definitely a Scottish joke ... except the wife would be cooking whisky fruitcake!!
2006-12-06 22:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a heartless ***** of a wife.Reminds me of two old ladies who met in a park.After enquiring about each other's health,the topic of conversation turned to their respective husbands.
"Oh," said one,"Harry died last week.He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner,had a heart attack and dropped dead in the middle of the vegetable patch."
"Oh,my," said the other."What did you do?"
"I opened a can of peas instead."
2006-12-06 22:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old Jew died family viewing the body .Jew had a tottenham shirt on . his son said i did not know he was into football . Jews wife said it was his last request to be buried in the Gaza strip
2006-12-06 22:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by seatonwasp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Shame, poor man.
2006-12-06 22:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2006-12-06 22:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya tats funny & I love fruitcake mmmmmmmm.........
2006-12-06 22:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mediocre..
2006-12-06 22:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know antique jokes stayed alive so long
2006-12-06 22:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah ah am laughing. Are you serious or what? this just too stale
2006-12-06 22:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by ngina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋