Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 03:58:15 · 25 answers · asked by selfchecku 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2006-12-06 03:58:08 · 6 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 03:57:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is the last of the last! Series 7 was brilliant, and I loved the way Joss Wheden ended the whole thing, I have my own fantasy ending to Angel too - where Buffy and all the girls show up and help to fight off all the demons that Wolfram and Hart raised!

2006-12-06 03:57:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just have ten toes altogether on two feet. The answers were hysterical except for one.

2006-12-06 03:57:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

2006-12-06 03:56:54 · 4 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm now officially a "Level 7" Yahoo! prisoner. I guess that makes me really addicted to this place and commited to serving time on this site every day.

So that's my vice, and now here is my question:

Where will you spend your holidays this year? Are you doing anything special?

Christmas eve will be "our" time for just my bf & me. Christmas day will be spent visiting all the relatives scattered about.

2006-12-06 03:56:53 · 15 answers · asked by kja63 7 in Polls & Surveys

I like The green christmas trees!
But the white x-mas trees are beautiful too thou.

2006-12-06 03:56:51 · 29 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Polls & Surveys

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

2006-12-06 03:56:40 · 1 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What would you want it to be?

2006-12-06 03:55:50 · 22 answers · asked by selfchecku 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:55:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you have any interesting conspiracy theories that you would like to air? What are they?

Thanks fer answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-06 03:55:25 · 11 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

2006-12-06 03:55:07 · 4 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Did anybody see or hear Rihanna's version of Bob Marley's Redemption Song? OMG it was horrible.
I do not know who told her she could sing. It was sooooooooooooo bad.
What do you all think?

2006-12-06 03:55:01 · 3 answers · asked by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 in Music

2006-12-06 03:54:59 · 5 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is a question about the Starwars series, and I've heard from some that the book came first, others, that the book came second.
I want to know... I could find out myself, but I don't know what year the movies came out, so... Anyway, help please?

2006-12-06 03:54:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

mine is "new day has come" love it!

2006-12-06 03:54:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everytime i ask a question my points go lower :(

2006-12-06 03:54:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who would it be and why???!!!

2006-12-06 03:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

zzzzzzzzzzzz......

2006-12-06 03:54:10 · 11 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:54:09 · 18 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

The blacks that he insulted want money, OMG, why did I know this was gonna happen. I remember when they first showed the video, I thought to myself, well those black guys are about to be rich thanks to the ACLU, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton and they will milk it as much as they can. Now that I hear they don't know how much money it will take to heal the wounds, I am not surprised at all, I knew they were going after money, easy money for no work at all is what their culture is all about anyway. Of course a white guy calling a black a N***** is racist but a black calling a white a Cr*ckerAss White Boy is not. Go figure. What do you think the moral of the story is? I think it's don't ever insult a black person because they will cry racism and everyone will feel sorry for them, or if you are black the moral is, let someone famous insult you and you will be rich without having to work.

2006-12-06 03:54:08 · 12 answers · asked by Welfare Mamma Drama 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 03:53:30 · 20 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

I moved before I could watch the episode where Marrisa dies. Can anyone tell me how she died and what happened in that episode?

2006-12-06 03:53:26 · 5 answers · asked by Coffee Lover 3 in Television

2006-12-06 03:53:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:52:52 · 3 answers · asked by Nep-Tunes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you generally need a shoulder for your self?

2006-12-06 03:52:48 · 13 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:51:52 · 36 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

You know the ones, they send very elaborate envelopes with stickers and prize draw numbers, promising chance of real high value money prizes. How do they justify the expense, what's their return?

2006-12-06 03:51:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

I klnow there are tons but choose your favorite

2006-12-06 03:51:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television