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2006-12-06 03:54:10 · 11 answers · asked by itty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tsk Tsk ... :) Cute ... But, you can count on me ... I'll hold it.
2006-12-06 05:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Octy a.k.a Octane★97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $37.
The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it, so he picks the guy up, beats the living day lights out of him, and throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill."
In disgust the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?'
The drunk replies, "No, you get violent when you drink."
2006-12-06 12:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes dear of course I will hold your beer for you, but you do know I just may drink it and when you come back I WILL hand you two of them, is that OK with you?
smile
good luck
2006-12-06 13:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure i will, but don't expect me to drink any as i have quit drinking for good.
2006-12-10 23:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by rabcarr12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure will but don't expect much to be left when u get it back
2006-12-06 22:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by cornholio9631 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course but can I hold you as well
2006-12-06 11:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would.
And i wouldn't even drink any of it.
(It'd probably be warm and flat if you slept a *long* time, though...)
2006-12-06 20:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might be empty when you get it back.
2006-12-07 10:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, however it may be empty when I hand it back
2006-12-06 12:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as it takes to drink it... ;-)
2006-12-07 07:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋