Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

I'm looking foward to answers!

2006-12-05 07:23:18 · 9 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 07:22:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a husband and wife and the wife was having contractions and so they rushed to the hospital, the doctor met them there and said "there's this new machine that we have that can make the baby's father feel the labor pains so the mother won't have to take them all would you be interested in trying it?" The husband and wife looked at eachother and said sure. So the Doctor hooked the mother up and said ok here we go, the next contraction was coming and it came and the husband said wow I didn't feel a thing and neither did the wife, so the husband says, lets crank it up so the doctor put it higher, the next contraction came and neither of them felt anything, put it higher the husband said, the doctor cranked it up all the way and the next contraction came and she finally delivered the baby and neither of them felt anything, the husband says that's a great machine doc neither of us felt the pain, so the husband and wife came home and found the mailman dead on their front porch.

2006-12-05 07:22:04 · 8 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 07:21:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*hugs* there you go, i hope you all have a great week.
your pal,
~Youngling

2006-12-05 07:21:42 · 2 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you smell anchovies????

2006-12-05 07:21:34 · 4 answers · asked by Jelly Brotha 5 in Polls & Surveys

they cant even sing all they do is dance in sluty cloths

2006-12-05 07:21:15 · 26 answers · asked by Im cool like that 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 07:20:58 · 6 answers · asked by c_wilson2k5 2 in Television

My fave song is year 3000 by the Jonas brothers

2006-12-05 07:20:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Don't get mad - this is a light hearted question. Eating meat is SO NAAAASTY!!

2006-12-05 07:20:38 · 4 answers · asked by Scorpio 4 in Polls & Surveys

what happened? my power was off last night. (frigg mlgw)what happened? what happened?what happened?i cant wait for a repeat! ( please no hit "nbc.com" does not work at my school.)

2006-12-05 07:20:37 · 8 answers · asked by Brownsugga 3 in Television

Theresa Phil Collins song i heard out one night and it sounds like "The Air Tonight' but it wasnt it. Anyone know what it was?

2006-12-05 07:20:28 · 6 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Music

A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn't take long before he is on the stool next to her. They talk for about fifteen minutes and then the man says to the woman, "You're really hot!"

"You're pretty cute, too," she says to him. "I'll tell you what ... I live just around the corner - what do you think about coming up to my place?"

"That sounds great!" the man eagerly replies.

"Before we go up there, though," the woman says, "I have to ask you one question: Do you like doing it Greek style?"

"Well ... uh ... I'm not exactly sure what that is," the man answers, "but it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"

So the two of them walk over to her apartment. As soon as they get inside the door, the woman rips off all her clothes. The man can't believe his eyes! She has an incredibly beautiful body.

"Now, you're *sure*," the woman asks, "that you want to do it Greek style?"

"Definitely!" the man replies.

"All right, then," says the woman. "Take off all your clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees."

"Sounds like fun!" the man exclaims. He leaps out of his clothes and climbs onto the bed on his hands and knees. The woman goes around and gets onto the bed right in front of the man.

She kneels down in front of his head. She asks him again, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"

"Yeah! Yeah, let's go!" says the man.

The woman grabs the man with her arms right under his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He can't move at all, and his head is pressing right into her chest. One more time she says, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"

The man's muffled voice can barely be heard from between her breasts. "Mmmf, yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"

The woman's grip on him tightens like a vice, and she yells out, "GEORGE! Come and get it!"

2006-12-05 07:19:12 · 42 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I think she's an obnoxious big mouth that doesn't know when to stfu. Are you a fan of hers?

2006-12-05 07:19:09 · 24 answers · asked by Tiacola Version 9.0 7 in Celebrities

Does anybody know of any good Mafia fanfiction?

2006-12-05 07:18:55 · 3 answers · asked by Michelle I 2 in Polls & Surveys

Sounds fishy to me...

2006-12-05 07:18:49 · 15 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

(MALE)
FE(MALE)
...
(HE)
S(HE)

Does this imply that females are somehow greater than males?
Or does it suggest that there is not so much a difference quantitatively speaking as there is qualitatively speaking?

2006-12-05 07:18:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've tryed ABC.com, youtube.com, peekvid.com & videos.yahoo.com....its not on there. is there a website other than these where i can watch it online.?

2006-12-05 07:18:24 · 7 answers · asked by tweety_mm19 2 in Television

2006-12-05 07:18:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 07:18:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥I do this to myself, so I was just wonderin' ~ thanks! :)

2006-12-05 07:18:08 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Special thanks to Chris the Barman for the inspiration.

2006-12-05 07:17:47 · 17 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

If it was more than one- were they very diffferent? I find it funny how people perceive each other.

I've been told i look like michelle pfeiffer, Kate moss, Patsy Kensit, Penny Smith, Veronica Lake, Caprice,
Obviously i had to pay them to say that!! Also, why they wanted to tell me i'm not sure. But these are comments from people of different ages.
I'm on my worzel gummidge look at the moment- as i haven't brushed my hair today!

So who do people think you look like?
Joke answers welcome especially as always.

2006-12-05 07:17:30 · 38 answers · asked by brainlady 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-05 07:17:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Please give me as much info as possible. I'm writing a paper for a class and i want to know what other peoples opinon on which sereis they like and why... Please feel free to e-mail me.

2006-12-05 07:17:15 · 5 answers · asked by Queen_Of_Geeks 1 in Television

just wondering

2006-12-05 07:17:12 · 6 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hello. I was wondering if anyone had information about the Pirates 3 trailer release? I thought it would be out already seeing as Harry Potters trailer is out and that movie won't be released for almost 2 months after Pirates movie release!

2006-12-05 07:16:52 · 4 answers · asked by MrsDepp 2 in Movies

2006-12-05 07:16:38 · 2 answers · asked by Pincio13 5 in Celebrities

this very nice looking girl has moved in next to me and last night she rang me and asked if i would like to come round for a drink and while i was round there would i trim her Beaver.
Well havent they got sharp teeth, not sure what to do, any suggestions please!!

2006-12-05 07:16:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and he weighed 10 pounds, The odd thing about him was his body weighed 5 lbs and his b.alls weighed 5lbs. The Doctor and the nurses didn't know what to do with him.The Doc said " what shall we do with him" and the head nurse said" put him in a mental hospital" "why" said the Doc.


Well he's already half nuts."...

2006-12-05 07:16:08 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles