There was a husband and wife and the wife was having contractions and so they rushed to the hospital, the doctor met them there and said "there's this new machine that we have that can make the baby's father feel the labor pains so the mother won't have to take them all would you be interested in trying it?" The husband and wife looked at eachother and said sure. So the Doctor hooked the mother up and said ok here we go, the next contraction was coming and it came and the husband said wow I didn't feel a thing and neither did the wife, so the husband says, lets crank it up so the doctor put it higher, the next contraction came and neither of them felt anything, put it higher the husband said, the doctor cranked it up all the way and the next contraction came and she finally delivered the baby and neither of them felt anything, the husband says that's a great machine doc neither of us felt the pain, so the husband and wife came home and found the mailman dead on their front porch.
2006-12-05 07:22:04 · 8 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. I never guessed that was where it was heading.
2006-12-05 07:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a miscarriage at a splash over 3 months and then I went directly to have a toddler 3 years later. The soreness grow to be comparable. the only distinction that i spotted grow to be that the contractions extra effective in intensity and then decreased, while with my miscarriage the soreness grow to be severe -era! The contractions with exertions while extra effective in intensity have been very severe and somewhat extra severe than the rigors of a miscarriage. It grow to be comparable however, for me besides.
2016-10-14 02:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by balikos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure didn't see that ending comming. GREAT ONE, a definite keeper
2006-12-05 09:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still laughing!! Great!
2006-12-05 07:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweet! suspicious of the wife now???
2006-12-05 07:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-05 07:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-12-05 07:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by shadouse 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.....That's pretty shady of her.
2006-12-05 07:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by jaie06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋