2006-12-05 07:22:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think you should call the witness protection program now. Don't you know they're watching?
2006-12-05 07:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Emery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I told you, I'd have to... oh, never mind. It's not that it's confidential. It's the power of cheese to absorb information from its surroundings. By shredding it, we are minimizing the information contained in each piece of cheese, thereby limiting the amount of information we consume with each piece, preventing stomachaches.
2016-05-22 21:50:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shredded? I prefer to just cut the cheese myself.
2006-12-05 07:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its all imported form other country's and the information is so special that if we didn't shred it we would have to be shot for knowing it all
2006-12-05 07:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by skizzle-d-wizzle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's special cheese. They don't want anyone to find out how it's made
2006-12-05 07:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it comes from cows that have been abducted into space. they dont want anyone to know that the cows were enhanced to make super cheese.
2006-12-05 07:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's classified information.
You can't handle the truth!
2006-12-05 07:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by chocolate-drop 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It comes from spy cows.
2006-12-05 07:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cannot tell you that on an open forum like this!
2006-12-05 07:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess so we can all taste the flavor of it more better.
2006-12-05 07:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋