Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

question inspired by the Maury Povich show.

2006-12-05 11:44:51 · 10 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry not very humane, but funny answer. My 4 year old nephew told me this one.

2006-12-05 11:44:40 · 21 answers · asked by KitKat 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 11:43:38 · 1 answers · asked by Beverly R 1 in Music

OK...a little lizard is walking through the jungle. He suddenly hears someone calling to him, he looks up and sees a monkey high up in the tree smoking a joint. The monkey says, come up and join me my little reptilian friend so the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke the joint. After a while the lizard gets thirsty and tells the monkey hes going to get some water to drink. he makes it to the bank of the river and passes out. A large crocodile sees him and swims over and wakes the little lizard up and asks him whats wrong. the Lil lizard tells him about the monkey high in the tree with the joint so the crocodile says, "I've got to see this for myself" so off he goes into the jungle to find the monkey. He sees the monkey still up in the tree all stoned and calls to him...hey monkey...the monkey looks down and says " Holy ****, how much water did you drink"?

2006-12-05 11:43:05 · 23 answers · asked by cereal_killer034 5 in Jokes & Riddles

hey,
what is your favorite show??? like out of:
family guy; mad tv; thats so raven; perental control; the fabulous life; blue coller tv; my name is earl; the office; my sweet sixteen

be nice and answer!! THANKS! :)

2006-12-05 11:42:45 · 11 answers · asked by EmO 1 in Television

2006-12-05 11:42:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is there a new dance like the electric slide that goes to a song by Khia?

2006-12-05 11:41:34 · 1 answers · asked by Head_P_A 2 in Music

2006-12-05 11:41:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

BE Specific... Petunia is having the same
Absolute and Cranberry
EXTRA shot on top

2006-12-05 11:41:25 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on santa claus? would they impound his sleigh if he eats too many cookies and gets a sugar high?

2006-12-05 11:39:51 · 18 answers · asked by aww_garsh 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have been a fan of Cher since the mid 60's when I heard I Got You Babe. She is so pretty. I started ironing my hair at 16 and adding the Cher bangs. When I saw her in Turn Back Time I just knew I had to be her. I bought the Turn Back Time lookalike outfit at the Woolworths. I still wear it to this day. Do I seem conceited? What's wrong with wanting to look like a celeb?

2006-12-05 11:39:10 · 9 answers · asked by Hmmm... 3 in Celebrities

what? i like rihanna and all but she beat beyonce and mjb? that was crazy mjb should have won because beyonce needs a rest from winning everything anyone else agree? that's kind of like giving cassie the award :)

2006-12-05 11:38:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

(Who ever can give me the most songs off this cd will get the best answer!) Thanks amvuser81

The songs are

Shady Narcotics
We're Back
Pistol, Pistol (Remix)
Murder
Everything Is Shady
The Re-Up
You Don't Know
Jimmy Crack Corn
Trapped
Whatever You Want
Talkin' All That
By My Side
We Ride for Shady
There He Is
Trying Ta Win
Smack That (Remix)
Public Enemy #1
Get Low
Ski Mask Way (Remix)
Shake That (Remix)
Cry Now (Shady Remix)
No Apologies
Billion Bucks

2006-12-05 11:38:47 · 2 answers · asked by lost computer user 1 in Music

Just wondering... Fun question to answer!! :)

2006-12-05 11:38:42 · 27 answers · asked by Britt 2 in Polls & Surveys

Cube was foolin with a rizzle and a bizzle?

2006-12-05 11:38:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 11:37:50 · 1 answers · asked by help me 3 in Television

This song was in the movie "Conspiracy Theory" which Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts is in the movie. The song was in the end of the movie and it goes like "It's so good to be true, i can't take my eyes of you, it feel like heaven to ???, ohh i wanna hug you so much, and i feel love has arrived and i thank god i'm alive, it's just so good to be true i can' take my eyes of you" and so on .........

Thanks!

2006-12-05 11:37:47 · 10 answers · asked by nic 5 in Movies

and if you are maybe you can help me understand why other people just dont understand the meaning behind it. i mean like why dont people that arent straight edge get that i like being alive and i dont want to quicken the death process by drinking, smoking, doing drugs, and getting STD's? it sickens me that people are so ignorant and blinded by whats "cool".

2006-12-05 11:37:46 · 5 answers · asked by Summer 2 in Music

What would you do if you were putting up lights on the roof of a 3 story house and your ladder fell? and there was no one else around for miles, how would you manage to get down without killing yourself?

2006-12-05 11:37:23 · 18 answers · asked by *~Adri~* 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 11:37:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

other than soc sec#'s and BANK INFO haven't we divulged yet
Are we passing a Criminal Background Check??

2006-12-05 11:36:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wat is dat dong that goes sumin like "i'm on the outside" . its a rock song. if u have any idea wat im talkin about, give me the name of the song and the lyrics. the frst 1 2 get it rite gets the best anwser choice

2006-12-05 11:36:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-05 11:36:09 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three white men were captured by hostile Indians, and the chief decided to give them a chance to live. He brought them into a teepee and put a headband randomly on each of their heads. He had three white headbands and two red, and he picked three of them to be used on the men. He then put them into a line facing the same direction, so the last person could see the headbands of the two other men, the one in the middle could see the first guy's headband, and the first guy saw no headbands. (No one could see their own headband.) If any one of the men could correctly guess the color of their own headband, they would all be set free. Otherwise, they'd be killed. The men could not communicate with the others in any way or look backwards, etc. How did they escape?

2006-12-05 11:36:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 11:34:14 · 21 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-12-05 11:33:52 · 23 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you ever get in when it's empty?

2006-12-05 11:33:48 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Preferably horror or sci-fi movies, the ones that are considered cult classics or have that B-Movie quality to them. Also any individual movie recommendations would be welcome! Thanks.

2006-12-05 11:33:09 · 3 answers · asked by LanceMiller77 2 in Movies

look here...http://www.empiremovies.com/images/posters/step-up.jpg

2006-12-05 11:33:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

father and son walking in the park see two dogs having sex. son says to dad , what are they doing dad? dad thinks a bit then says Oh there making a puppy son. Couple of weeks later ,the son goes in the parents bedroom to find his parents having sex. Dad ,shouts the son ,what are you doing to my mum? Dad thinks a bit and then says ,Do you remember the dogs in the park? well me and your mum are making a baby. The kid thinks a bit and says, Dad ,can you not turn her over, I,d rather have a puppy!

2006-12-05 11:32:35 · 18 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Jokes & Riddles