OK...a little lizard is walking through the jungle. He suddenly hears someone calling to him, he looks up and sees a monkey high up in the tree smoking a joint. The monkey says, come up and join me my little reptilian friend so the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke the joint. After a while the lizard gets thirsty and tells the monkey hes going to get some water to drink. he makes it to the bank of the river and passes out. A large crocodile sees him and swims over and wakes the little lizard up and asks him whats wrong. the Lil lizard tells him about the monkey high in the tree with the joint so the crocodile says, "I've got to see this for myself" so off he goes into the jungle to find the monkey. He sees the monkey still up in the tree all stoned and calls to him...hey monkey...the monkey looks down and says " Holy ****, how much water did you drink"?
2006-12-05 11:43:05 · 23 answers · asked by cereal_killer034 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats 1 stoned monkey. lol :P
2006-12-05 11:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ben 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!! It did make me laugh!! Its all funny because the lizard wanted to drink water and when he came backk with the croc the monkey thought it was they lizard that had drank a lot of water!! HAHAHA!!!
2006-12-05 19:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was to funny 10/10 that was a great one stupid monkey
2006-12-05 19:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by kayia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a lol and 8 star rating out of 10.
2006-12-05 19:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA ha. I thought it was funny. good one. 9/10
2006-12-05 19:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by Adeline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so much....sorry but i wouldn't mind being that monkey
2006-12-05 19:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol dats funny son
2006-12-05 19:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by Rene C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i laffed pretty funny
2006-12-05 19:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by clownofmercy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!!!!
2006-12-05 20:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha!
2006-12-05 19:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋