Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

Years ago Egbert the village idiot got a job as a bus driver ( in those days they had bus conductresses. ) This man gets on their bus & goes upstairs where its empty. The conductress goes up & asks him for his fare & the man says...'Give me a w@nk'....' Look'!..she says...'I'll ask you once more for your fare, & if you come out with any more filth like that i'll tell the driver'....The man replies....' Go on give me a w@nk'....The conductress goes downstairs & says to Egbert.....'There's a man upstairs & every time I ask him for his fare he asks me to give him a w@nk, what should we do'?....Egbert replies.....'Toss him off at the next stop'

2006-11-30 07:54:03 · 6 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What was the last thing you fantasized about? and it doesn't have to be naughty?

My co-worker and I have been trying to think of a ? to ask for about an hour! 10 points for us!

2006-11-30 07:54:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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can someone give me a link?

where can i get the link to britney spears with no panties that was in the news? they blur it out, but whres the real thing?

2006-11-30 07:53:18 · 4 answers · asked by jim h 1 in Celebrities

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How did your parents treat you?

Did they treat you like you were special, did they ignore you or just indifferent and let you on your way in life alone?

2006-11-30 07:53:15 · 16 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How long is too long to live home after you graduate college?

I have been living home for almost a year and am doing it to save some money and pay off my college loans. I work in advertising so I want to move out of my small city of Albany possibly to NYC but rent there is so high. What is your recommendation for a "good game plan". I really want to move someplace warm as well within the next few years. Possibly SO-CAL or Florida. I have a long -distance girlfriend who might move with me someday but she still has two more years of school.

2006-11-30 07:53:09 · 3 answers · asked by Allen I 2 in Other - Entertainment

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At work do u prefer to be busy or have very little work?

2006-11-30 07:53:01 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you live in South Africa???

And if yes Where Coz i'm in Durban...

2006-11-30 07:53:00 · 3 answers · asked by Thobie 3 in Music

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What do you think about that video?

It's just incredibly funny. Please watch the whole video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lij530qBSgY

2006-11-30 07:52:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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Tom and Katie wedding photo?

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Tom Cruise is taller than Katie Holmes in their published wedding photos? Come on, Tom... we all know you aren't taller than her! What - did he stand on a box or did her just make her squat under her gown? haha!!

2006-11-30 07:51:55 · 12 answers · asked by Shelley L 6 in Celebrities

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When do you panic?

2006-11-30 07:51:50 · 16 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can a person laugh to death?

****, my friend just tickled me, and I almost died from laughing!!!
Just out of curiosity, is there a case where a person died from laughing? **** that must have been painful!!

2006-11-30 07:51:30 · 10 answers · asked by horhora 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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In the Cosby Show, which character had an imaginery friend?

I am trying to find this out to surprise a friend with something. Love the Cosby Show by the way. Hope someone knows this answer! Thanks

2006-11-30 07:51:18 · 20 answers · asked by Light 3 in Television

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Can u Finish this sentence................?????????

U .............
that melts.

2006-11-30 07:51:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Hurry up and answer this question ?

Slow down you almost spilled your coffee !

How much does one have to put up with until they blow up like an egg cooking on high in the microwave?

2006-11-30 07:49:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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help for a cheerleading mix!!?

hi, i need a cheerleading mix that lasts about 3 minutes, i would buy a custom one but i cant afford it :( are there any good sites that i could get a free one off? would limewire or bearshare be any good?

2006-11-30 07:49:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music