Years ago Egbert the village idiot got a job as a bus driver ( in those days they had bus conductresses. ) This man gets on their bus & goes upstairs where its empty. The conductress goes up & asks him for his fare & the man says...'Give me a w@nk'....' Look'!..she says...'I'll ask you once more for your fare, & if you come out with any more filth like that i'll tell the driver'....The man replies....' Go on give me a w@nk'....The conductress goes downstairs & says to Egbert.....'There's a man upstairs & every time I ask him for his fare he asks me to give him a w@nk, what should we do'?....Egbert replies.....'Toss him off at the next stop'
2006-11-30 07:54:03 · 6 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'tis rather funny, indeed! i shall give you a thumbs up!
2006-11-30 08:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by roooof 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a mouldy one kev 3753
2006-11-30 07:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres no punchline
2006-11-30 08:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats 'got' to be old
2006-11-30 07:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-30 08:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay.
2006-11-30 08:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋