Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2006

A drunk staggers into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy everyone in the bar a drink and get one for yourself too!" The bartender makes the drinks and everyone raises their glass and yells "CHEERS!" and downs their drinks.

The bartender says "That'll be $37.50."
The drunk says, "I don't have any money!"
This infuriates the bartender who then jumps over the bar and beats the living daylights out of the drunk and throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks into the same bar and says, "I'd like to buy the whole bar a drink, and get one for yourself, too." The bartender figures that maybe he was a little hard on the guy the day before and decides to give the guy the benefit of the doubt.

He makes the drinks and they all say, "Salute!" and down the drinks. The bartender says, "That'll be $42.50."

The drunk replies by putting his thumb to his nose, wiggling his fingers, and making a loud raspberry noise followed by, "I don't have any money!"

This angers the bartender even more than the first time. He jumps over the bar and beats the hell out of the drunk and throws him out into the street onto his face and kicks him a few times for good measure.

The next day the same drunk walks into the same bar, but before he can say anything the bartender says, "Let me guess, you want to buy the whole bar a drink and I should get one for myself, too, right?"

The drunk replies, "No way, you get too violent when you drink!"

2006-11-29 06:01:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Having been in the business for a long time, I find it curious that there is such a gravitation towards Gibson, Fender, and others. There are many brands that crush the 'big names' as far as sound and workmanship (at much better prices), yet somehow these few giants of commerce have convinced players that their products are superior when in fact they are usually 'just OK'. I concede the fact that these makers were the benchmark of guitars- 50 years ago- but now they are built just like every other production guitar- by machine with a small amount of handwork.

2006-11-29 06:01:27 · 6 answers · asked by bikeworks 7 in Music

Does anyone know where I can find free song lyrics, I wanna have to make a membership or nothin, I just wont to find some song lyrics, no strings atttached.

2006-11-29 06:01:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i loved that show but now that i tolled my freinds son about it he wants to see it and i cant find any thing about them HELP?!?

2006-11-29 06:01:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

come out and defend themselves??? Are they afraid that Steven Segal will kick their a*s and Donald will fire them?

2006-11-29 06:00:58 · 10 answers · asked by Encyclopedia Allie 5 in Polls & Surveys

Those were the wrong lyrics, what was the song's title?

2006-11-29 06:00:38 · 7 answers · asked by Kevin P 1 in Music

Keytars (keyboard guitars) do they use the same strap as a normal one?? I want to get my brother an embroided strap but im not sure if I can get a guitar strap or not.

2006-11-29 06:00:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

In the 2004 Movie, the Phantom wears a black wig to cover his disfigurment, until it is taken off in the don juan scene by christine. Does anyone know a website or place where I can purhcase that wig? Any information would be very much appreciated and helpfull.

2006-11-29 06:00:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

real sports ok? ice skating and gymnast don't count.

2006-11-29 05:59:12 · 27 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

where does peewee is going to have his concert with the kumbia all stars i want to know that could you guys plz tell me thak's

2006-11-29 05:58:07 · 4 answers · asked by daisy t 1 in Polls & Surveys

Miley Cyrus

2006-11-29 05:58:02 · 28 answers · asked by Hannah_Montana 2 in Celebrities

"How could you, how could you, how could you hate me?
When all I ever wanted to be was you?
How could you, how could you, how could you love me?
When all you ever gave me were open wounds?

Downstairs the enemy sleeps
Leaving the TV on
Watching all the dreams we had turn into static
Doesn't matter what I do
Nothing's gonna change
I'm never good enough

And you can't stop me from falling apart
'Cause my self-destruction is all your fault"

That is one of the best songs ever. it hits the target.

2006-11-29 05:57:44 · 8 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 05:57:30 · 26 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

anyone have any extra brain cells I can give him?
stupid beagle...

2006-11-29 05:57:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 05:56:55 · 9 answers · asked by sweetestrose1983 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-29 05:56:30 · 18 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

They was in "The Last Boy Scout" together and he seems OBSSESED with her to this day!?!?!?. Any clues??? Thanks Herbert West III

2006-11-29 05:55:26 · 11 answers · asked by west.herb@yahoo.com 4 in Celebrities

known as the "Blonde Bombshell" in the 1930's....all I know is that it wasn't Marlyne Munroe!? It's for my wee boy's homework...any help would be much appreciated...thank you.

2006-11-29 05:55:14 · 15 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Movies

I hate DishNetwork and my man. He won't pay $10 for the package with FX because it's the only channel in the package we care about. I'm going into convulsions without this show. Please help!!

2006-11-29 05:55:01 · 2 answers · asked by Kat 1 in Television

2006-11-29 05:54:58 · 11 answers · asked by Y! Jennifer! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 05:54:36 · 28 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please tell me in detail my future scope. what i'll do? : a job or something else?

2006-11-29 05:54:24 · 7 answers · asked by Kush 1 in Horoscopes

Which do you watch more??

2006-11-29 05:54:12 · 7 answers · asked by wonderwoman 4 in Television

It's George Strait. 'I Sure do like those Christmas Cookiees, Honey'. I can't find it on the computer. Thanks.

2006-11-29 05:53:49 · 3 answers · asked by dragonmomof3 6 in Music

Hi could you please help me I am going to get one of these albums for Christmas, could you please give me your opinions on who's album is better?

2006-11-29 05:53:34 · 6 answers · asked by ***L.E.D.G.E*** 3 in Music

2006-11-29 05:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-29 05:52:39 · 3 answers · asked by jaclac 1 in Movies

Cookie?

2006-11-29 05:52:17 · 30 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

i mean those people who are ALWAYS happy and just LOVE life... ever notice that they're really, really dumb?

2006-11-29 05:51:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is there a movie with restaurant chain of theaters in Texas? What is the name?

2006-11-29 05:51:17 · 4 answers · asked by Caroline Y 1 in Movies