Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2006

2006-11-27 07:28:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have, and to no avail I have been heart broken...

2006-11-27 07:28:07 · 21 answers · asked by MyzTeKe™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 07:27:42 · 18 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know the song' name and band? the only words i know are: wasted away again in margaritaville

2006-11-27 07:27:37 · 6 answers · asked by monkeychip1001 1 in Music

I do, give me thumbs up

2006-11-27 07:27:27 · 12 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2 in Polls & Surveys

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY : Me!

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

TEACHER: Alfred, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
ALFRED : I get up early.

TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, sir.
TEACHER: And didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, sir,but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I did.

TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
DON: I hope you didn't either.

GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER : What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, teacher. Snakes don't have feet.

HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say "I am."
ELLEN: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.

TEACHER: Toby, what are you doing under your desk?
TOBY: Didn't you tell us to read Dr.Jekyll and Hyde (hide)?

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. "There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning," he snapped.
"Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?" a voice shouted.
"Okay---you start."

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.

TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.

TEACHERS: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
AMOS: I lost my quarter.
TEACHER: And why are you late, Oliver?
OLIVER: I was standing on it.

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

2006-11-27 07:27:09 · 19 answers · asked by babegirl 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I've been trained by the military to be a videographer which entails all aspects of making a film. Such as:acting,storyboard writing,script writting,camera operation,editing;linear and non-linear,directing,lighting,sound,and even set and mood setting

2006-11-27 07:26:52 · 1 answers · asked by Tito M 1 in Movies

i know you can't really tell what i am talking about. but everyone knows the song just that part though its either from a tv show or something, i was thinking its by the goo goo dolls but i dont think so

2006-11-27 07:26:49 · 12 answers · asked by Michelle M 1 in Music

When I receive best answer, I get an email saying that I got best answer, but I want the email from Yahoo to stop so that when I get best answer they will not send me any email. How can I do this?

2006-11-27 07:26:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 07:25:47 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 07:25:21 · 14 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2 in Polls & Surveys

its on the adverts for colin murrays new time slot on radio one...it's on the telly too...i really like the song and want to download it

2006-11-27 07:25:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

He sees his buddy and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

2006-11-27 07:24:58 · 8 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Jokes & Riddles

she does wheel in belgium and looks the part.

2006-11-27 07:24:52 · 2 answers · asked by cello_drama 2 in Celebrities

apparently, i discovered the celebrities of whom were born on february 3rd-my birthdate and hence that makes me an aquarian by the way- are actor and star of the broadway hit musical the producers's nathan lane, maura tierney (abby in ER), actor morgan fairchild, gary webster who used to be on that itv show minder, ex-children's presenter dave benson phillips of playdays and get your own back fame! and apparently, this doesn't count but i put it here anyway lily mcfadden daughter born in 2003 to ex couple former westlife singer bryan mcfadden and kerry katona, the woman in the iceland ads! what about yours? which famous or so-called celebs were born on the same date as you? are you familiar with them and if so, are you fan of theirs?

2006-11-27 07:24:45 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

That her show started as a spectacle?

People would stand around the water cooler and talk about "that fat sassy black woman - who tells it like it is".

This was in the days of Mike Douglas, Dick Cavett and Phil Donohue (who was considered "edgy" at the time).

Does anyone else remember the early days of her show?

2006-11-27 07:24:41 · 15 answers · asked by Salami and Orange Juice 5 in Celebrities

i need the person their disability and webs sites i can visit to find info on them (famous celeb that alive and that people know and like. someone that really famous that people really like and that not may people know they have a learning disability)

2006-11-27 07:24:08 · 5 answers · asked by Gossip Gurl 2 in Celebrities

i have this hot chocolate in front of me.. and it smells goooood !

heheh :)

2006-11-27 07:24:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do, give me a thumbs up please.

2006-11-27 07:24:00 · 5 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 07:23:04 · 30 answers · asked by kkahn9dodge 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love The League of gentlemen, because I used to work in a pub in Shropshire, and everyone in that county reminds me of Edward & Tubbs.

SPACED, totally rocks man!! Dunno why, but it just makes loads of sense to me at this point in my life.

Only Fools & Horses will always be timeless.....obviously.

2006-11-27 07:22:15 · 65 answers · asked by godlykepower 4 in Television

do you still any of them,,,mine we're toy tractors

2006-11-27 07:21:47 · 33 answers · asked by kkahn9dodge 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm applying to law school right now, and I've wanted to be an attorney since I was 11 years old. I know attorneys have their stereotypes..."talkative, money-grubbing, sleazy, liars", but I'm willing to join in the laughs.

Tell me some good attorney jokes!

2006-11-27 07:21:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Don't spit into the wind.
you have words of wisdom from yourself?

2006-11-27 07:20:41 · 12 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

know of a good band ??

list it then for example:
the spill canvas
something corporate
panic at the disco
dashboard confessional
augustana
three days grace
30 seconds to mars

2006-11-27 07:19:40 · 23 answers · asked by sweet18apparatus 4 in Music

the first one starts out like this;
its the only part that i know;

lies are lies in everybodys eyes
and i dont believe you
when the summer is gone it wont belong
till someones got the fever creeping inside


one of the others;

my eyes cant believe wat they have seen
in the corner of your room you stack piled millions of my memories
oh doctor doctor i must have gotten sick somehow
im going to ask you a series of questions and i want them answered on the spot right now

and the last one;;
i think that it starts out with an organ

ill find someone new
swing swing from the table side
my heart is crashed from the former life
can you help me find a way to carry on again

please help me

2006-11-27 07:19:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

he starts to sob a little and then one of the staff comes up to him,"Whats your mother like", she asks the boy."Big cocks and Barcardi Breezers" he replies.!!

2006-11-27 07:19:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 07:19:29 · 2 answers · asked by lady j 1 in Magazines

Since they are both regular mortals without super-powers, which one would win?

note: 1. they each get their gadgets and stuff
2. they are fighting in an old warehouse

2006-11-27 07:19:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you really think she's going to read your answer? And, if so, do you think she's going to give you a thousand bucks for it?

2006-11-27 07:18:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities