he starts to sob a little and then one of the staff comes up to him,"Whats your mother like", she asks the boy."Big cocks and Barcardi Breezers" he replies.!!
2006-11-27 07:19:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funniest one this week cant stop laughing and have texted it to everyone i know
2006-11-27 08:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 10:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
"Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked.
"Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on Johnny," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth!" Johnny replied.
"Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
2006-11-27 07:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! That's funny.
2006-11-27 07:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just fell off my chair and knocked over my gimlet.
2006-11-27 07:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny !
I've got to try and remember that one for work tommorow.....
2006-11-27 10:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very intellectual joke.
2006-11-27 07:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well thats funny. i would give you an 8!!
2006-11-27 07:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I bet YOU were that little boy
2006-11-27 07:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a smile on my face
2006-11-27 07:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋