Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

I read about it somewhere but I forgot it's name!! Does anyone know it?

2006-11-26 05:46:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

he's really pissed off that we had him on a lit funeral pyre when he was only having a nap and it got worse when he found there was no dragon left for tea. He has a large two headed axe, some scorched underwear and a bad attitude . any suggestions

2006-11-26 05:46:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,he's only been there twice
in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."

2006-11-26 05:45:52 · 23 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 05:45:48 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that waiters at restaurants always come and ask if everything is alright only when you got some food in your mouth ? do they wait untill they see you trying to swallow before coming over so you cant complain or ask anything as you are too busy chewing , it is annoying dont you think , or is it only in Africa that this happens ?

2006-11-26 05:45:24 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you refer to your electric bill as "elecetric bill", "light bill" or "power bill"??

2006-11-26 05:44:42 · 19 answers · asked by bigbrian 1 in Polls & Surveys

Please, if u have them, send it to me (turcasr@yahoo.com). I would be verry greatful

U can send even f u don't have all the sesons, only send what u have

2006-11-26 05:43:26 · 2 answers · asked by TommyD_Psycho 2 in Television

how do u fly the helicopter??? on the computergame

2006-11-26 05:42:59 · 2 answers · asked by peace..☮ 4 in Polls & Surveys

i like this guy and hes a virgo and i like his personality and hes smart(hes not a nerd)hes into sports like basket ball.baseball. and foot ball. but the deal is he has a girl friend. and im a aquarius and hes a virgo and they dont really get along....so do you think i have a chance??

2006-11-26 05:42:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

The one where Kevin gives Clark amnesia and Chloe helps him use his powers.

Theres a song at the end sung by a male...what was it?

2006-11-26 05:41:40 · 3 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Music

2006-11-26 05:41:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

New Bike
[Cat.: Relationships ] [a] [ Calif.: 7.39]


Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His Mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well, Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. Why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead?"

After Leroy threw a temper tantrum, his mother sent him to his room, where he finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.

Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your friend, Leroy.

Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really understood what kind of boy he was - a brat - so Leroy ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.

Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year, and I want a new bicycle. Yours truly, Leroy

Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest either, so he tore it up and tried again.

2006-11-26 05:41:23 · 9 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Jokes & Riddles

a baby seal walks into a club.


my friend told it to me

2006-11-26 05:40:59 · 10 answers · asked by sam 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i like to dance to "my humps", it has a good beat.

2006-11-26 05:40:51 · 15 answers · asked by Olivia 3 in Music

yes or no?

2006-11-26 05:40:40 · 11 answers · asked by Kismet 7 in Polls & Surveys

Both big time and small time celebrities.

2006-11-26 05:40:13 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-26 05:40:08 · 60 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously. I look at her and i feel sick. How the hell did she become a supermodel? she's absolutely hideous! Am i the only one who feels this way?

2006-11-26 05:38:56 · 17 answers · asked by Lady_Crimsyn1986 3 in Celebrities

if so, how did he/she react?

2006-11-26 05:38:38 · 14 answers · asked by karkondrite 4 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think happened at the end with the japanese family?And what do you think the note said to the police man?

2006-11-26 05:37:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Drunk Term = Sober Translation)

I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!

Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me.

Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again.

You’re really pretty = I’m going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey.

Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling?

I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight.

I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?

You’re my best friend, man = You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man.

I don’t want to ruin the friendship = You’re a nice girl but you’re very heavy

2006-11-26 05:37:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so, are you still alive?

2006-11-26 05:37:19 · 15 answers · asked by froggman_5555 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-26 05:36:47 · 32 answers · asked by Jimmy the Cab Driver 1 in Polls & Surveys

i dont know who wrote it or what its called, i can just remember that she dosent like christmas, and she forgets her cranberries and goes to the shop and meets the guy she been chasing all year.

2006-11-26 05:36:26 · 9 answers · asked by suecreasey807@btinternet.com 1 in Music

A man was walking down the street one day when he tried to cross the road.

A big bus smashed him 10 feet in the air and he landed in a heap.

The bus driver ran over to him and sad " Are you ok ?"

The injured guy said "Want to buy a wardrope mate?

2006-11-26 05:36:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My brother is still adjusting to the drowning death of his son last year and when he sees a drowning scene in a movie, it sends him into depression again.

What movies should he avoid?

2006-11-26 05:35:57 · 9 answers · asked by Smart Kat 7 in Movies

if you did, tell who it was, when, where, and a funny little detail that you remember. have fun with this! [im not picking a best answer] :]

2006-11-26 05:35:53 · 10 answers · asked by kristen♥ 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-26 05:35:22 · 6 answers · asked by Kelli C 1 in Movies

This hillibily pairs that lived in alabama had 10 kids and did not want any more so they went to the doctor. The doctor told the husband to light a cherry bomb and put it in a beer bottle then put it up to his ear and count to ten. the hillbillies felt okay but wanted a second opinion so they went to a doctor, from the licence plate this doctor too understood that they are from Albama so he told them the same thing (i.e. the bomb in beer bottle). The hillbillies thought both doctor can't be wrong so they did what they said. the husband lit and placed the bomb in beer bottle; put it to his ear and started counting on his fingers.1...2...3...4...5 then he kept the bomb in between his legs and started cunting on his other hand. 6...7...8...9...10 boooooooommmmm!

2006-11-26 05:34:52 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

While you want to say No?

20/40-22

2006-11-26 05:34:14 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys