Drunk Term = Sober Translation)
I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!
Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me.
Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again.
You’re really pretty = I’m going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey.
Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling?
I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight.
I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?
You’re my best friend, man = You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man.
I don’t want to ruin the friendship = You’re a nice girl but you’re very heavy
2006-11-26 05:37:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No... You drunk...
2006-11-26 05:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Miss lady hear this, I from Central and yuh know what, I take great offense to yuh telling everybody bout me an the rubbing alcohol, yuh hear. Ah fed up ah all these darn macco. Good one though.
2016-05-23 04:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with things they truelly feel about they have a way to come out and feelings can get hurt.
Sex will happen with anyone for good or bad, pretty or ugly, with or with out stds. those are the facts
2006-11-26 05:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think u should get points 4 that......... too bad they only deduct point when u ask a question. u jus made my day
2006-11-26 05:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
2006-11-26 05:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by asslpman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol wow... that was a good 1 !!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-26 06:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by kegy411 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, how do u know all this?!
2006-11-26 05:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur right!!
2006-11-26 05:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by ☆ juli ☆ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋