An old joke from my QA?

Question

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,he's only been there twice
in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."

Answer 1

That was good for a hearty chuckle. Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 2

That is Hilarious!! LOL. LOL. LOL.

Truth stands through the ages, and John should have remembered that! HaHaHa!

Kudos to you . That is a 10.

Answer 3

Here's to the very best years of my life
Spent in the arms of another man's wife

My mommy

Answer 4

LMAO.....that was a good one....here's one for you for telling such a good joke..... 3 tampons walking down the street, Mini, Maxi, and Super. Which one talks first?


None of them, they were all stuck up cunts!

I am a woman, but still laughed my butt off, when I heard it!

Answer 5

That is a very funny joke, indeed. You should win top prize for it.

Answer 6

that was a good one hahaha. lol that sound like u ask a lady if ur left leg was thankgiving and ur right leg was christmas cou;d I visit u between the holidays.

Answer 7

Good 1!

Answer 8

LMAO About a 9 ! Good one dude !

Answer 9

Real nice one. Enjoyed it my dear.

You made a good start to my day. Thank you

Answer 10

Aye dats eh ol one i say.

Answer 11

hahahaha thats kinda funny!