Whether it be assassins, ninjas, a specialist military group, bank robbers or pesky kids who foil the bad guys' plans, they all do it.
However, I can prove that this costume does not make you inconspicuous - in fact does just the opposite. I went out wearing black boots, combats, bomber jacket and a full face balaclava and this is what happened...
8pm left house and walked to bus stop. Heckled by chavs on the street corner...
8.15pm attempted to board bus with stealth, but was yelled at by the driver and forced to pay... merry makers at back of bus mock me, calling me Rambo and throw beer cans at me.
9.05pm arrive at town centre, use lamp posts and bins as cover, make my way to pub. Am spotted by hen night girls who try to steal balaclava.
9.15pm Bouncers laugh in my face and ask if it's a student night and if the rest of the rugby team are coming to drink pints of JD and beans again. I am refused entry unless balaclava is removed. I refuse, they beat me up a bit, I leave.
2006-11-24
20:42:05
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