Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said: "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The end.
2006-11-24 20:16:35 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is soooooooooooo funny lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz love it n thought the boy will die lol hahahahahah that is soooooooooo funny wait till i tell this joke to my friends
2006-11-24 20:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have been misinformed my dear friend
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "Yes!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The girl left the guy & got a divorce she then met a lovely guy who love and repected her.
The first guy got fat & ugly due to all the beers & takeaways and lived a sad life of picking up sad lonely fat girls in clubs and pubs & spread clymidia all around town.
The End. :o)
2006-11-25 05:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why should the boy be disappointd.The boy lost a girl who never loves him,but the girl lost a guy who will make her as queen of his heart.
2006-11-25 04:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Bluffmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dude,i dont think so!
this is better :
once upon a time,a guy asked a girl:''will you marry me?"
the girl said:"NO!"
and the guy got married with another girl!
The end.LOL
2006-11-25 04:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guy was lucky to get off so lightly .
It is good he did not suffer from his original mistake.,when the girl said no .
2006-11-25 11:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky guy. Sounds like that was a close shave !
2006-11-25 05:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do all that and i'm happily married , mind you , the wife f*cking hates every minute of it ha ha !
2006-11-25 04:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay. Now I know why I have an unconscious need to NOT be married! --CJ
Good one!
2006-11-25 04:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is kinda funny but silly too.and new nice 1.i would now say no to anyone.
2006-11-25 05:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by samora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-25 04:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋