Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge ****, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you F-ING *****!'
2006-11-24 20:14:51 · 10 answers · asked by Borg_MonkeyDrone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-24 20:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i got one for ya. there were 3 little boys talking about how cool their dad is, one says "my dad is so cool he can eat a hamburger in 2 bites." the second boy says "my dad is so cool he can eat a whole hamburger in 1 bite" the third one says"thats nothing, my dad eats lightbulbs!!!" the other boys ask him how and he says"lastnight i was standing at his bedroom door and he said "honey, turn out the light cuz im gonna eat that thang!!!"
2006-11-25 04:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, oh thats horrible, but funny! LOL
2006-11-25 04:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....i am very familiar with the syndrome this poor man suffers from! lol
2006-11-25 04:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-25 04:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....awesome...
Justin
Here is one for you..
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: because its kinda nice if your dishwasher matches your stove and fridge!!!
2006-11-25 04:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one was all right ..............but the second one has such a long slip of tongue
2006-11-25 09:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good one. funny.
2006-11-25 04:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao good one
2006-11-25 04:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by oopsohmy1592 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it was good
2006-11-25 04:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋