One person from Utter Pradesh (UP) was in Mysore for about four years and his wife in Jaunpur (UP). At the end of four years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this happened when our friend was in Mysore and his wife in Jaunpur.
He said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good samaritans) when men are away.
The colleagues asked, "What name will you give to the son?"
To which he replied : "If it's the first neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be PAHLAJ. If it's the second neighbour, then the name would be DWIVEDI, if it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI, if it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI and if it's the fifth neighbour PANDEY.
After listening to this, questions followed and what if it is a mixture of neighbours? Then it would be named as MISHRA and what if the wife is shy to tell the name of the neighbour, then it would be SHARMA, and what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour then the name of the child would be GUPTA. If she does not remember the name then? It is YAAD-AV. If it is the result of rape,it is DOSHI. Finally, if she is too enthusiastic about it, then he is JOSHI
2006-11-24 20:45:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-24 21:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a good try, I got the joke at least. But the best jokes are those who save the punch line for the end.
You have the originality, after a bit of practice you may as well may be one of the greatest joke inventors.
2006-11-24 21:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now this is what I call a sick joke. No wonder foreigners have such a bad impression about Indians. A piece of advice…don’t ever go to UP the people there will send you “UP” that to without a ticket!
2006-11-25 08:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe nice play with the words
2006-11-25 18:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke. Really interesting.
2006-11-24 21:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by k.n. s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. But....... I am not sure this will go down well with the guys who answer to any of the above names.
I am also pretty sure the moderator will delete this Q shortly. So please gimme the 10points quickly.
2006-11-24 20:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by cooldude 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny ,Indian names are very unique :)
2006-11-24 20:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by woo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one....liked the sharma n joshi the best....
unique...
2006-11-24 21:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by shakkill 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is just a list of names?...where is the joke?...is this a Joke?
2006-11-24 20:59:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
vrey good joke i liked it i will share it with my friends
2006-11-24 22:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by cedric_316 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tumhara naam kya hay basanti ???
2006-11-24 20:49:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋