Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

....the bird on the table or someone at the table?

2006-11-22 13:38:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

showtie like mine by bow wow!!!!! yeah if you have someone that refers to this song hit me up and i can send u the link to send to that someone!!!!!

2006-11-22 13:36:37 · 4 answers · asked by mrs.priss 1 in Music

She gets a tour of heaven by an angel. They get to a wall full of clocks. The angel tells her "Each clock represents a person. Every time the person says a lie, the hand moves. For example, this clock here is George Washington's. It moved only once. This clock moved twice. It is Abraham Lincoln's."
Hillary asked where her husband Bill's clock is.
The angel answered "That one we use as a ceiling fan in the executive office."

2006-11-22 13:36:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 13:36:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Complete the phrases:

Robin: Holy _, Batman!

Robin: Leaping _, Batman!

Perry White: Great 's ghost!

You don't have to be accurate, but try to be funny.

2006-11-22 13:35:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

well i just got this e-mail 2 days ago and does anybody like my avatar (and i really look this in real lihe for all the ladies)

2006-11-22 13:35:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 13:35:12 · 25 answers · asked by Smiles 4 in Celebrities

what would be the very first thing you did if you won the lottery? Obviously, you would scream your head, and cry...but what would be the first thing you would actually spend the money on...?

2006-11-22 13:35:01 · 35 answers · asked by kristina43 5 in Polls & Surveys

I read that ten out of two are dyslexic.

2006-11-22 13:34:35 · 15 answers · asked by Sanjay R 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 13:34:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me and my friend sorta like paris hilton but is she kewl

2006-11-22 13:33:30 · 17 answers · asked by Emily L 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-22 13:33:14 · 5 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, so for a health project, I have to find a song that relates to me. Here are a couple things about me and what I think the song should be about:
1) I like to enjoy life and live it to the fullest.
2) I look try to learn from my mistakes and do better next time.
3) I would like the song to be rock/pop, no rap or hip-hop please.
4) I think the song should have a good meaning towards life and how you should live like you are going to die tommorow.

Any songs you can think of relating to this? Thank you so much!

2006-11-22 13:33:11 · 9 answers · asked by Br 3 in Music

Could be made up, the more original the better.

2006-11-22 13:33:09 · 28 answers · asked by lstarfire 1 in Polls & Surveys

Guess what day and month my birthday is on!! And ya get 10 points! Whoever get's close or get's it, WINS!!!! ANd oh yea you only get 3 guesses! If you pick more than you are OUT! Good luck!

2006-11-22 13:32:49 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ღ...∂αηg3яσυѕℓу ιη ℓσν3...ღ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

After 2 years of debate the USA medical board decided the glans on the end of a penis was to give the man more pleasure......After 1 year of debate the UK medical board decided the glans on the end of a penis was to give the woman more pleasure....After 2 hours debate the Irish medical board decided..... It was to stop the hand slipping off the end!!

2006-11-22 13:32:37 · 6 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A husband was sitting and staring at his marriage certificate for hours.The wife came and ask,"why are you staring at that crap for so long?" And the husband replied,"I'm looking for the expiry date."

2006-11-22 13:32:25 · 22 answers · asked by Sanjay R 1 in Jokes & Riddles

okay this guy comes to a hotel on saturday, stays there for three days and leaves on saturday how is this possible?
this is an old one

2006-11-22 13:31:41 · 12 answers · asked by aleiva_ musica! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think?

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

_____

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that
husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the men ,"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?"

_____

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he
is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter.

She says: confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin
of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she."

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

_____

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day - 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!" _____

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM" and left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece .

2006-11-22 13:31:36 · 16 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Nothing! whew! that was a relief.

2006-11-22 13:29:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 13:28:50 · 24 answers · asked by Smiles 4 in Polls & Surveys

i missed the episode today "red flag" and i need a site where it is up and full legnth anyone know of one? whoever posts the full episode gets best answer

2006-11-22 13:28:50 · 1 answers · asked by samstinksya 1 in Television

How about cried?

2006-11-22 13:28:44 · 38 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

It got smaller with every episode.

2006-11-22 13:28:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-22 13:28:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

do you think that if he had never started his career in a boy band that people would like him alot more? If he would have just started things out the way he's doing them now

2006-11-22 13:28:03 · 14 answers · asked by Lissa 2 in Celebrities

what song(s) did he get from green day?
for example:he got white and nerdy from chamillionaire and its ridin. so what songs did he do from green day?

2006-11-22 13:27:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I was just wondering if there are there any girl beat boxers or if there are girls who do somthing close to beatboxing?

2006-11-22 13:27:25 · 3 answers · asked by pneapplejz 3 in Music

her and nancey grace deserve unemployment

2006-11-22 13:26:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

That sounds like an infestation. How do we get rid of them?

2006-11-22 13:26:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation