She gets a tour of heaven by an angel. They get to a wall full of clocks. The angel tells her "Each clock represents a person. Every time the person says a lie, the hand moves. For example, this clock here is George Washington's. It moved only once. This clock moved twice. It is Abraham Lincoln's."
Hillary asked where her husband Bill's clock is.
The angel answered "That one we use as a ceiling fan in the executive office."
2006-11-22 13:36:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO so true !
2006-11-22 13:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-12 22:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha,ha,ha,ha that's a funny one, I'm still voting for Hillary and Trump I don't trust, he's not ready and she's 10 times the candidate for the job then he is.
2016-09-16 12:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by Annonymous 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-11-22 14:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of that one before but still funny, anyway.
2006-11-22 21:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is so screwed up, she'll never get to heaven.
2006-11-22 13:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a great one I like it
2006-11-22 16:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
What's hers gonna look like?
2006-11-22 13:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Papa John 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it was funnier the first time, but im lol anyway
2006-11-22 14:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you know.. if some one die.. it will not go to heaven.. coz if a man die the soul also die,, coz the soul is the one giving life to the flesh.. so i dont believe that if you die you will go to heaven or in the hell..
2006-11-22 13:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by sakura 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice! A Republican, no doubt...
2006-11-22 13:38:25 · answer #11 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋