A husband was sitting and staring at his marriage certificate for hours.The wife came and ask,"why are you staring at that crap for so long?" And the husband replied,"I'm looking for the expiry date."
2006-11-22 13:32:25 · 22 answers · asked by Sanjay R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They deserve each other don’t you think??? The wife calls it ‘crap’ and the husband is looking for an expiry date. They both need to go for repairs, now how funny can that be???
2006-11-22 19:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-11-22 22:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mean but 9 out of 10
2006-11-23 03:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody prints expiry date on bills but they r on the article itself. He should have searched her Body for printed expiry date
2006-11-23 02:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by macman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its okay.I would rate 7/10
2006-11-22 21:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Taylor♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Sence of Humour.
2006-11-23 00:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.....too funny.....seems to be a real Optimistic person...Trying to search a lost ring on a Sea Beach !!! Ha Ha Ha......too funny and I liked it ! 10/10 !
2006-11-23 02:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can change the expiry to expire just kidding.
2006-11-22 21:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one many times and I still like it.
2006-11-23 12:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by Vinay Rana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny 10/10
2006-11-23 06:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋