Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2006

2006-11-21 09:59:50 · 11 answers · asked by ® Espresso ® 4 in Polls & Surveys

there was a boy and his dad out shopping when they went by condoms. the boy noticed that they had different amounts in each; 3 pack, 6 pack, and 12 pack. the boy asked his dad why they came in different amounts when his dad replied:

the 3 pack is for high school guys, 1 for friday, 1 for saturday, and 1 for sunday.

the 6 pack is for college guys, 2 for friday, 2 for saturday, and 2 for sunday.

and finally, the 12 pack is for married men. 1 for january, 1 for february, etc.

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good or did it totally suck?

2006-11-21 09:59:36 · 6 answers · asked by hockeyangelofdeath 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 09:59:13 · 5 answers · asked by THe questioneer 2 in Music

My personal favorites:

Oldboy (Korean)
Lady Vengeance (Korean)
Downfall (German)
Ikiru (Japanese)
Odishon aka Audition (Japanese)

2006-11-21 09:58:40 · 11 answers · asked by zillenium_00 3 in Movies

I'm not American so I have no idea

2006-11-21 09:58:23 · 12 answers · asked by Yo Bro.. 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-21 09:57:53 · 18 answers · asked by Gyan Asamoah 1 in Polls & Surveys

well if you do, then do you know what he says after he says" spot light give me somthing i need somthing for protection,maybe???????????????????? would do just fine,the ???????????????? im dreading for my life believe me how can one man stop his breathing ........"

2006-11-21 09:57:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-21 09:57:29 · 7 answers · asked by Bonquisha Lashika Jackson 1 in Magazines

For my nieces. Clothes are useful and one likes to dress up and the other likes Dora. Or would kids prefer toys for Christmas no matter what?

2006-11-21 09:57:28 · 14 answers · asked by TrueBlue 2 in Polls & Surveys

what song has the following lyrics"my passion is woven from your brown hair"?

2006-11-21 09:57:02 · 2 answers · asked by dancer51 1 in Music

What happenned to the television program named "Smith" with Ray Liotta is was like watching an action movie every week. But I can't find it anymore . Where did it go?

2006-11-21 09:57:01 · 3 answers · asked by creamer93536 1 in Television

when downloading a new itunes version do you still keep all the songs you already purchased?

2006-11-21 09:56:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I am wondering who has the best but ever.

2006-11-21 09:56:52 · 25 answers · asked by Carissa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 09:56:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 09:56:16 · 18 answers · asked by estaeslamejormota 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 09:55:42 · 32 answers · asked by ~*~GatorGirl~*~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

What common statement can this be attributed to?

Far surpassing that which follows the most incredulous man.

2006-11-21 09:54:33 · 3 answers · asked by ஐAldaஐ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 09:54:29 · 7 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Television

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2006-11-21 09:54:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think he's bloody UGLY!

2006-11-21 09:53:52 · 32 answers · asked by justanothergrl88 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-21 09:53:35 · 15 answers · asked by ROBERT T 1 in Television

Mine were
Favourite - 1997. I spent the evening flirting with a nice South African boy who jokingly proposed to me.
Worst - 2006. I spent the whole of the night beforehand being really sick and felt very tired, sore and sorry for myself.

2006-11-21 09:52:53 · 9 answers · asked by Athene1710 4 in Polls & Surveys

go on " to the funny farm ha ha"

2006-11-21 09:52:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i wish they was still together

2006-11-21 09:52:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Those stupid questions like...............
Theres this guy I like?
Does he/she love me?
Am I pregnant?
How can I be popular?

and other similar and equally stupid questions?

2006-11-21 09:51:40 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady
swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to
drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness!" says the wife. "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?"
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cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.



"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay
waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"



The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."



The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your willy.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan,"Just
Do It."

that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "



The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a
second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"



The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."



The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,"Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"



A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who just
happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"



The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.... .'Like a Rock!'..."And gives a wink!



Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."



The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks,"Why Secret?"



The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
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A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.


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Breast Feeding Blonde:
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says
"OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"

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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

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Housewife




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A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still
in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was
the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
into the entry, he found
an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
over, and the throw rug was
wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various
items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the
sink,
breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog
food was spilled on the floor,
a broken glass lay under the table, and a
small pile of sand was spread
by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried
she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it
made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels,
scummy soap and more toys
strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
heap and toothpaste had been
smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
still curled up in
the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every
day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world I do all
day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

.

.



She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it.""


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WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A young son asked,
"Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
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Discussing finances
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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Last night, my blonde friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she
pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,

my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but
fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!

Now everyone's attention is focused on me,

and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

What could I do?

The woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card,

swiped it down the crack of his butt,

Grabbed the eighty bucks,

and left!!!!

2006-11-21 09:51:11 · 8 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 09:51:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-21 09:50:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No wonder the show is not on tv anymore.

2006-11-21 09:48:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I heard that they were remaking a 70's horrah flick called "Don't be afraid of the Dark".I've never seen the whole movie--just bits and pieces and now I can't find the original anywhere.The parts I saw creeped me out.

Now...I heard they were remaking it,but it's going to be a japanese remake (some japanese horrah flicks you might know are "Ringu"(The Ring),"Ju-On"(The Grudge),and "Kairo"(Pulse))

Could anyone tell me if they have heard any news on the remake,please.NO RUDE COMMENTS,PLEASE.thanks 4 answering--Emii

2006-11-21 09:48:34 · 1 answers · asked by ? Emii ? 3 in Movies