Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2006

2006-11-21 10:34:34 · 13 answers · asked by Selene 1 in Music

2006-11-21 10:34:32 · 3 answers · asked by ........................ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 10:33:59 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field.

Getting over his initial shock he said to himself,
'Ah ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. C'est magnifique!' and continued to watch, remembering good times.

Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said,
'Mais... Sacre bleu!! Ze woman - she is dead!' and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Albert, the police chief.

He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted,
'Albert... Albert zere is zis man zis woman .. . naked in Farmer Gaston's field making love.'

The police chief smiled and said;
'Come, come, Henri, you are not so old to not remember ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, l'amour! Zis is okay.'

'Mais non! You do not understand - ze woman she is dead!'

Hearing this Albert leapt from his seat and rushed out of the station and, the police car being serviced, he ran down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and ran all the way back nonstop to call the doctor.

'Pierre, Pierre... this is Albert. I was in Gaston's field... zere is a young couple naked 'aving sex.'

To which Pierre replied,
'Albert, I am a man of science. You must remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, l'amour! Zis is very natural.'

Albert, still out of breath gasped in reply,
'Non, you do not understand. Ze woman, she is dead!'

Hearing this Pierre shouted,
'Mon dieu!' grabbed his black medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools and jumped in the car and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field.

Upon getting there he gave the couple a full medical exam and drove back to Henri and Albert, who were waiting at the station.

He got there, went inside, and smiled patiently at the two Frenchmen and said...

'Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead. She is English.'

2006-11-21 10:33:59 · 5 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 10:33:51 · 39 answers · asked by ♥IslamForever♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

A girl sings it, and i heard it on the radio, "suddenly I see, suddenly i see, this is what i want to be.." thats all I really know but she talks about being a 'beautiful girl.' thanks!!

2006-11-21 10:33:21 · 6 answers · asked by bellamia 1 in Music

2006-11-21 10:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by lovebritsean 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-21 10:33:12 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you think we need his voice?

do you miss him?

2006-11-21 10:33:01 · 8 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Celebrities

did u do the typical partying student thing or did you enjoy or not enjoy in different ways? did you even like your school?

2006-11-21 10:31:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I miss the very begining of yesterday's episode. Please tell me what happened!!

2006-11-21 10:31:32 · 6 answers · asked by ane123 1 in Television

2006-11-21 10:30:57 · 27 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

tomorrow is my birthday let the mimes and jager flow free

2006-11-21 10:30:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for myspace friends. I am sick of perverts and every other weirdo requesting me. If you're interested go to myspace.com/cjt76 and get back at me!! Thanks!!

2006-11-21 10:30:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

ok well here are th elyrics to the theme song cuz a lot of people have been asking for them.

and everybody should know
that's how love goes,
its good for the soul
oh I got a long way to go but it wont stop the pain no no
that's the kind of thing that keeps me coming back again and again
till I see your face I wont be satisfied no
I wont stop I wont quit
until I'm yours and you are mine.
(don't you know) I cant live my life for nobody else but me
(trying to tell) trying to tell me what to do
is really really foul to me
oh and that's they way that love goes that's they way it goes
its really good for the soul good for the soul everybody
and everybody should know that's how love goes
its good for the soul
and everybody should know that's how love goes
its good for the soul

by the way
r they ever gonna release the season 2 dvd?
or any of the other seasons?
whos ur fav character?
mine is bird

2006-11-21 10:30:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

When you die, what do you want on your tombstone? Will it define who you are? Do you even want to be buried?

2006-11-21 10:29:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is the scene where the main character is sitting near the playground when the birds are swooping down and landing on the playground and the children are inside singing, what is the name of the song and who is it by?

2006-11-21 10:29:19 · 3 answers · asked by massgirl3000 2 in Movies

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot a duck off a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The attorney responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The attorney was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

2006-11-21 10:29:02 · 4 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 10:28:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 10:28:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-21 10:28:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I can't say no to these warm, gooey, and chocolaty brownies... yummy... :-)

2006-11-21 10:27:38 · 40 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 10:27:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

DO U LIKE JAMES MARSTERS OR LOVE HIM AND WHY??IF U EVER MET HIM WHAT WOULD U DO???

2006-11-21 10:27:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young executive was working late one night, trying to impress his new boss. He stepped out of the office for a minute to get some coffee, and saw his boss standing at the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Do you know how to work this damn thing?" his boss bellowed.
The young man ran over and took the paper out of his hand. "Oh yes, sir," he said. "It's quite simple." He then fed the piece of paper into the shredder.
"Thank you, son," the boss said. "A couple of copies will be fine."

2006-11-21 10:26:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ache just thinking about it?

2006-11-21 10:26:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If a dog is chasing my car, I slow down almost to a complete stop.

I'm sure there's someone else who does that. If not try it the next time a dog chases your car.

te he

2006-11-21 10:25:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****!" said the Hypnotist...

It took three days to clean up the senior center.

2006-11-21 10:25:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 10:24:32 · 6 answers · asked by fvdvdv 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 10:24:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys