The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"****!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
2006-11-21 10:25:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMLOF........stop......I am having a terrible time with my sciatica at the mo and you are making it worse!
2006-11-21 11:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took me a few seconds to work out what the "****" was - but then it hit me like a slap in the face! (It was "s h i t" wasn't it?)
Snicker, titter, giggle...
2006-11-21 10:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never fail to make me laugh, mate.
2006-11-21 13:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is soo horrible & yet i laughed so hard lol
2006-11-21 11:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by JeNnYfUr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nasty, I guess he really stunk up the house.
2006-11-21 10:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww I can smell it from here!
2006-11-21 10:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oookkkk.....freaky.....i don't believe in hypnotism though.
2006-11-21 10:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come come now!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 10:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋