Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks him if he can ask a few questions.

"Sure," God says, "Go right ahead".

"Ok," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

God says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would love them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

God says, "So they would love

2006-11-20 07:18:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When was the last time you went into a bookstore?

2006-11-20 07:17:53 · 39 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who thinks Yahoo!Answers should limit how many times a "person" should be able to sign up?

Why do we have to continually be bombarded with this childish, gross, offensive stuff and what can we do to stop it? Where are the parents of this "person"?!

2006-11-20 07:17:26 · 11 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you ever make fun of someone in a wheel chair?

its kinda rude yet funny

2006-11-20 07:17:15 · 20 answers · asked by biitch 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what do u think of this? rate 1-10?

its not finished
do u have any ideas i could use to make it better?
what do u think its about?

going dowm that road again
steering away from the path u have destined me, i hold my grip
and steer clear of what is to begin
with the lightest toucn and the possibility of an extreme to slip
overwhelming emotions and pain
everything i knew so wrong and far away
the things you taught me seem to go so far as to disapper
i cant understand why it had to be me that slips in and out of everyday
with the vison so clear
of what u only wanted me to be
and my heart is all i have bare before you
i break down and its only me
that hides behind the coldness and what is untrue

2006-11-20 07:16:31 · 6 answers · asked by sweet18apparatus 4 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm new to classical music. Can you suggest certain pieces or symphonies which are must-haves in a collection?

2006-11-20 07:16:11 · 5 answers · asked by thatched_roof 1 in Music

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Is there much difference between a porn star and a prostitute?

they both get paid for having sex, except one is getting film witch suposabley makes them an "actres" sorry about my spelling.

2006-11-20 07:15:28 · 21 answers · asked by Bruza 17/uk 3 in Movies

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Drunk Driving?

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI (Driving Under the Influence of alcohol) violations.

At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

By the time he was able to get his car started, everyone else had left the bar and driven off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

2006-11-20 07:14:57 · 18 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a character or do you have character?

2006-11-20 07:14:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What type of snare drum did Dave Grohl use for the recording of Nirvana's Nevermind album?

2006-11-20 07:14:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Can anyone answer this riddle???

i dont even know the answer...so heres the riddle:"Im weightless, but you can see me...if i fill a bucket, Ill make it lighter...What am I?"...and if u dont know the answer, plz dont rite down, "i dont know.."...cuz thats not wat im looking for...thanx...:D

2006-11-20 07:14:01 · 12 answers · asked by amna s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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VISA commercial theme song. I need the song title.?

Does anyone know the title song from the newest VISA checkcard commercial? It's the commerical where everyone's shopping and moving quickly and smoothly until one shopper uses cash. Then the store gets all backed up. The song sounds like it was from the 1940s big band era.

2006-11-20 07:13:44 · 2 answers · asked by Todd T 3 in Television

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who worships GREEN DAY every night(EVERY night)?

GREEN DAY ROX the universe to DEATH forever!Also,I just got into this band a couple days ago,and I LOVE THEM TO DEATH ALREADY!

2006-11-20 07:13:40 · 12 answers · asked by sheila m 1 in Music

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Would like to know what everyone thinks of the song Christmas shoes by new song..?

I love this song the christmas shoes and was wondering had anyone heard it and what they thought of it..?

2006-11-20 07:13:26 · 8 answers · asked by jjones_3279 2 in Music

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What's the deal with OJ Simpson being on TV next week "If I did it"?

Are you kidding me this is just way overboard, and downright sick and twisted and this gorilla will go to hell someday and pay the piper...

2006-11-20 07:12:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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How many people think Sacha Baron Cohen is sexy when not playing Borat?

I saw a pict of him and he kind of favors Enrique Iglesias, I was just wondering how many others out there thought he was good looking

2006-11-20 07:12:41 · 11 answers · asked by p_a_m_i_e 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Manatees are bent on world domination. How will we stop these seemingly docile war mongers?

2006-11-20 07:12:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite basketball team. . .?

lakers here

2006-11-20 07:12:22 · 16 answers · asked by biitch 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Was my Sherona originally by The Ramones?

Me and my friend were fighting about this, i said it was and he said i wasn't

2006-11-20 07:11:58 · 9 answers · asked by DK 1 in Music

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What do you love About Christmas?

I just love being with my family, laughing, having a good time, deecorating, time off too. I love baking cookies, deocating, cutting down a christmas tree. Its all just a fun time that comes once a year.

Do you think the end of November is too early to be thinking about Christmas?

2006-11-20 07:11:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Shouldn't You Be Working. . .?

seriously?

2006-11-20 07:11:34 · 35 answers · asked by biitch 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the name the cartoon about the french cats?

jurdy garland was the voice of the female cat and i think maurice chavalier was the male. i think they were running away from some other cats and it was set in paris.

2006-11-20 07:10:43 · 9 answers · asked by NoDeal21 3 in Comics & Animation

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Did somebody with about 12 personalities on this site forget to take their meds?

2006-11-20 07:09:41 · 22 answers · asked by giggitygiggitygiggitygirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

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in what cd is hollaback boy in?

i want to know what cd is hollaback boy in

2006-11-20 07:09:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Are My Testicles Black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

2006-11-20 07:08:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles