One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI (Driving Under the Influence of alcohol) violations.
At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
By the time he was able to get his car started, everyone else had left the bar and driven off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
2006-11-20 07:14:57 · 18 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard it a long time ago, and then came across it online somewhere... Glad you all can enjoy! have a blessed day!
2006-11-20 07:35:51 · update #1
Good one.
Cop: Sir your eyes are red and I detect the odor of alcohol. Have you been at the bar again?
Drunk: Officer, your eyes are glazed and I detect the odor of coffee. Have you been in the donut shop again?
2006-11-20 07:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a classic, just as funny now as the first time I heard it. Thanx for the laugh.
2006-11-20 08:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
thats fantastic!!
ty for the laugh i love it
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amarie a decoy is someone who distracts the cops.. so he is sober and distracting the cops so the drunk dudes can get away and not be caught for a dui lmao
2006-11-20 07:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by girl_yeahhh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-20 07:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I haven't heard that one before.
2006-11-20 07:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! You rock girl!
2006-11-20 07:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by SWORD LI 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe a classic joke
2006-11-20 07:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!! I had to walk around and tell everyone in the office... thank you!
2006-11-20 07:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny where did you get it from.
2006-11-20 07:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by curtisha10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cool! That is so funny!
2006-11-20 07:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mark E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋