A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
2006-11-20 07:08:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! wow! That was great. Thanx for making my day :-)
2006-11-20 07:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this one was funny. i really enjoyed laughing. poor nurse must have been really embarrassed at the end of all this.
2006-11-20 15:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-20 15:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahahahhaahahahhaha too freakin funny hhaahahahahahaah
2006-11-20 15:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, i enjoyed it.
2006-11-24 18:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny!
2006-11-20 15:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Olivia 69♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's was funny =}
2006-11-20 15:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by RiTA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha...kinda of funny
2006-11-20 15:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by La Reina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And this is why your speech teacher stressed enunciation. (Good joke)
2006-11-20 15:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL that was funny!
2006-11-20 15:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋