Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

They sucked me in by bringing Laura back only to find out it's only temporary.

2006-11-20 14:42:11 · 4 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Television

Tyler (Ty) or Ryan

2006-11-20 14:42:03 · 26 answers · asked by Nicole K 1 in Polls & Surveys

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the states, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself! You save money."

2006-11-20 14:41:56 · 11 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 14:40:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

k so i saw the lyrics for the song "P.S. I love You" by AAR, does this song exist? what album? help, please! thanks!

2006-11-20 14:40:34 · 3 answers · asked by whatifitoldyou i was a ninja? 2 in Music

If not the whole World, how about just OUR little corner here on Yahoo!

2006-11-20 14:40:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:40:21 · 11 answers · asked by Winnie08_98 2 in Celebrities

Shannon or Allie??

2006-11-20 14:40:07 · 36 answers · asked by Nicole K 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for upper class movies, as though high society life, with good examples of etiquette and manners. The 007 series would be a good start for example.

2006-11-20 14:39:59 · 2 answers · asked by Answerer 7 in Movies

2006-11-20 14:38:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If yes, do you eat salmonella too?

2006-11-20 14:38:07 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i haven't seen it since thursday.............i know theresa was gonna tell ethan that he was lil ethans father.........but for some reason i dont think she did................what happened

ain't the new charity ugly??

thanks in advance............

2006-11-20 14:37:51 · 3 answers · asked by bRoWn eYeD BuTTeRfLy®210~TX 6 in Television

Silly question but does anyone know what Rudolph's girlfriends name was ?

2006-11-20 14:36:36 · 5 answers · asked by Jen 3 in Television

It starts out quiet with one violin, and slowly grows to add one more violin, then another, and grows louder. Or at least I think its violins -- could be some other type of strings. It kind of builds on layers in the starting. Its really pretty and fairly wide known. You'd probably find it on any classical radio station. I have no idea who the composer is or anything. I just can't for the life of me figure out what the song is. Can someone help?

2006-11-20 14:36:07 · 5 answers · asked by armyofdeux 1 in Music

Has anyone seen the girls next door on E? Sometimes I wonder if they really love him or if they're in it for the money. I go back and forth on that. Also, how much money do you think he gives them? And do you think they get jealous? Do you think they really like each other? I'd love to hear some opinions...

2006-11-20 14:35:28 · 14 answers · asked by Sara 4 in Television

( its for turkey day, u see)

2006-11-20 14:34:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:34:47 · 39 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:34:27 · 5 answers · asked by Chuck 1 in Polls & Surveys

George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

_Sonia is thinking:_
These Americans are all crazy after Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

_Penelope Cruz is thinking:_
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.

_Bush is thinking:_
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss Penelope Cruz. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

_The Chinese President is thinking:_
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again....

2006-11-20 14:33:30 · 15 answers · asked by kim B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

To be important to others?

2006-11-20 14:33:27 · 26 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

♥yikes!

2006-11-20 14:33:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1-Simon Cowell

2-Jessica Simpson

3-Emma Watson

4-Jackie Chan

5-O.J Simpson

6-Terrel Owens

7-Randy Moss

8-Barry Bonds

9-Johan Santana

10-President Bush

11-John kerry

12-kevin Garnnet

13-LeBron James

14-Homer Simpson

15-Stewie Griffin

Love'em or Hate'em?

2006-11-20 14:32:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you could answer this question please I would be grateful! It is not my question nor is it any one I know's question but I think it is
f-cking hilarious and I think some of you probably can come up w/ a good answer. If you answered it or like my answer just write a quick little answer letting me know! Thank you very much!
here is the question(yes it is a clean question!)- http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai5v40rBoollWDmpt2a7NOfzy6IX?qid=20061120185853AADqfdB

2006-11-20 14:31:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:31:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do, and I loved it.

2006-11-20 14:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by yahoo_user1 3 in Television

Don't Answer Paragrph form. Person to answer them all currently first gets best answer. Here the questions are:

1) What was the only reason Itachi gave for murdering the Uchiha clan?

2) What is the Third Hokage's name?

3) What is the Forth Hokage's name?

4) Name all the Shinobi Villages (14)

5) What does Itachi's name mean?

6) Who said this line? "It's just as I said earlier. You shouldn't judge others by their appearances and your preconceptions. You thought that I would be patient. The clan... The clan... All of you, without measuring your own capacity had no idea of mine. And now, you lie here, defeated."

7) What Episode (I mean the Name and # of the Episdoe) did this scene take place in?
Sakura: YAAAAAGH!!
Naruto: Poison! My mouth is ruined!
Sasuke: Naruto, you piece of crap, you are DEAD!!
Naruto[thinking]: Ack! Blood-lust!
[Naruto, with beads of sweat pouring down his face, nervously turns his head.]

Naruto[weakly]: It was an accident!! I swear!

2006-11-20 14:30:27 · 7 answers · asked by HinakoWatanabe 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-20 14:30:20 · 23 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:29:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my favorites songs are a** like that, when im gone, cleaning out my closest, and shake that

2006-11-20 14:29:29 · 14 answers · asked by justin s 1 in Music

The episode of Fanny Smackin' (in Las Vegas), the one with K-fed. Did anyone else feel sorry for Greg???

2006-11-20 14:29:21 · 9 answers · asked by Oh Snapsky! 2 in Television