George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there looking perplexed.
Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
_Sonia is thinking:_
These Americans are all crazy after Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
_Penelope Cruz is thinking:_
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.
_Bush is thinking:_
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss Penelope Cruz. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
_The Chinese President is thinking:_
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again....
2006-11-20 14:33:30 · 15 answers · asked by kim B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2006-11-20 14:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by matt B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2006-11-20 15:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. and very clever chinese president ^_^
here's for you :
"River Walk"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to
a river and sees another blonde on the opposite
bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down
the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the
other side."
2006-11-20 15:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo YESS IT WAS FUNNY!!!!
from 1-10...this one is an 8 or 9...
i loved it!
thanks for the laugh
=]
2006-11-20 16:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny way to teach a lesson to Americans, lol!!
2006-11-20 15:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful! The best! If only it were true!
2006-11-20 18:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh.
that in freaking halirious.
gosh.
i cant breathe.
dont make me laugh like that again!
2006-11-20 14:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good show
2006-11-20 14:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it .
2006-11-20 14:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Johny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smart Chinese president! Thanks for the laugh babe!
2006-11-20 14:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋