Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick.

2006-11-19 06:24:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you have things to do today before tomorrow and its hectic day?

Well I am off to spend the rest of the day with my kids, you all have a great day this is what I have to do. Bye!

2006-11-19 06:24:44 · 9 answers · asked by Sassy H 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Des O'Connor will be the death of Countdown. Do you agree?

2006-11-19 06:24:42 · 23 answers · asked by carnival queen 5 in Television

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What made britney come to her senses about kevin federline?

She said before that he has a big heart, and he really cares, but what incident could have precipitated the break up? And is it true that kevin is so bitter that he curses her in public during his shows? Now that's real shitty!

2006-11-19 06:23:34 · 7 answers · asked by OnionSkin 3 in Celebrities

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i am curious : what happened to Tony DANZA from the great "Who's the Boss "tv show??

i wouldn't know as i am now in London and you americans on here must have seen more of him! does he still look sexy and friendly like i remember? let me know. thanx

2006-11-19 06:22:23 · 4 answers · asked by florence 4 in Television

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Does anyone know what the song by Hinder "Lips of an Angel" really means besides me?

2006-11-19 06:22:15 · 7 answers · asked by alyssa_ingle 2 in Music

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TV Comedy - cryptic clues?

ie Sooty Snake = Blackadder
ie Buddies = Friends

what are the following:

Looking Good
Airborne Comics
Leave Me Alone

2006-11-19 06:21:43 · 3 answers · asked by PAUL M 1 in Television

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if you were to find the man/woman of your dreams?

where would it be, and what would you do for him/her to make them want you for the rest of there life?

2006-11-19 06:20:58 · 16 answers · asked by Sassy H 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What are your top 5 favorite Christmas songs ...please include the artist?

I am compliling a best of Christmas music CD and I am curious as to what others feel are great Christmas songs ...be as specific as possible!!!

2006-11-19 06:19:59 · 8 answers · asked by Trace ! 2 in Music

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Plzz answer plzz im begging you?

ok what river did Lewis & Clark sail on to reach the Pacific ocean.....this might sound silly but my life depends on it.....

2006-11-19 06:19:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Um, is he cute???

http://cdn-67.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users10/xosplash388xo/default/brendon_urie--large-msg-114496595025-2.jpg

2006-11-19 06:18:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Who's a better singer Ashley Tisdale or Hillary Duff?

I like them both.

2006-11-19 06:17:15 · 16 answers · asked by lotr122892 1 in Celebrities

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Does anyone know of any Christian music artists who sing in French or Italian?

2006-11-19 06:16:44 · 1 answers · asked by LaCosaMasBella 3 in Music

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Just a joke...don't get uptight!!!!?

The latest christmas toy has just hit the shops......

A talking muslim doll...nobody knows what it say's yet...as they daren't pull the f*****g cord!!!!!!!!

2006-11-19 06:16:13 · 30 answers · asked by T - C - B 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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In the old cartoons, such as Bugs Bunny and Gang, were there any turtle characters?

I was wondering of any of the older cartoons before The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, if there were turtles in them. I can't think of any but there has to be some.

2006-11-19 06:14:57 · 13 answers · asked by SouthernBelle 1 in Comics & Animation

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