Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

2006-11-18 11:07:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ooooooh,he huuuuuugly!

Do you agree?

2006-11-18 11:06:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

this spice cost?? it's called......... allspice. like from a grocery store. ty

2006-11-18 11:05:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only .............................in our bodies.

2006-11-18 11:04:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know he was getting married last month but did he call it off

2006-11-18 11:04:40 · 2 answers · asked by pimp132 2 in Television

2006-11-18 11:04:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-11-18 11:04:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 11:04:12 · 12 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, TX.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the Bar, apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night)-- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken".

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy. "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy."

(We Ain't all as dumb as we look!!!)

2006-11-18 11:04:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Well neither have they!

2006-11-18 11:02:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If A Guy says that he loves both of the songs and he "gives" them to you..... (IDK , I guess as a reminder of me when I'm not around......) Is that a good thing?/
Kiss From a rose is deep a sweet....
Animals is mostly about sex....

What do you think? You can give a your thoughts about both songs if you like... I would pefear that. Thanks.

2006-11-18 11:02:32 · 4 answers · asked by ariel 2 in Music

I'm just wondering, are they? It doesn't really matter, I just want to know

2006-11-18 11:02:07 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ 6 in Horoscopes

I recently got some concert tickets for this show, and I just got my tixx in the mail, but I want to be sure that they are good seats. I looked at the seating charts, but dont see my seat. HELP ME
Heres the link to the seating chart
http://www.ticketmaster.com/seatingchart/75/17196
and heres my seat info:
Its section--P214
and Row--4

2006-11-18 11:01:00 · 2 answers · asked by juicycouturebabii92 1 in Music

Does anyone know when the new season of Deadwood on HBO is scheduled to start?

2006-11-18 11:00:49 · 5 answers · asked by joythegreat 3 in Television

2006-11-18 11:00:49 · 15 answers · asked by gilgonz 1 in Television

the house I go to the _____

2006-11-18 11:00:35 · 11 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is purple and love the smell of lavender.

2006-11-18 11:00:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 11:00:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 11:00:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My gracious, why is everybody going on and on about some person named Miley Cyrus? And who is she???
Nobody laugh because this is probably something I should know, but I don't!!!

2006-11-18 10:59:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anna Lynn 2 in Celebrities

what is the second part to that?? please answer if you actually play the piano...

2006-11-18 10:58:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-18 10:57:59 · 2 answers · asked by CARMON M 1 in Music

Please don't direct me to YOUTUBE i need to DOWNLOAD

2006-11-18 10:57:43 · 6 answers · asked by michaelcarterv2 2 in Music

i think it will be both butits to u

2006-11-18 10:57:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What do you think is the absolute stupidest, ugliest, weirdest, whatever, name that a celebrity has named their child. It could be just anybody, either. Basically what is the stupidest name you've ever heard somebody name their poor innocent child?

2006-11-18 10:57:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

and what he like's, dislike's ? what kind of tv he likes? what kind of movies? what kind of music? what kind of women ? if so check out the grim reaper 69's / 360 blog and then give an honest opinion of my blog's so far here, as they are still in progress , but value honest and helpfull critisisum !

2006-11-18 10:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Cremated Husband


Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home.




Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.




Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
him....




"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money!"




She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman,
remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance
money!"




Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!"




Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember
that b low j ob I promised you?"




Here it comes...........

2006-11-18 10:57:35 · 19 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you like the movie then what was your favorite part and did you cry during the movie?

2006-11-18 10:57:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-18 10:57:03 · 11 answers · asked by colester 1 in Polls & Surveys

i like this boy but he is a taurus and i'm a sagittarius will we work?

2006-11-18 10:57:00 · 17 answers · asked by cutie_all_the_way123 1 in Horoscopes