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The Cremated Husband


Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home.




Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.




Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
him....




"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money!"




She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman,
remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance
money!"




Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!"




Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember
that b low j ob I promised you?"




Here it comes...........

2006-11-18 10:57:35 · 19 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Yep, that one got a chuckle out of me...

I am a bit ... off.. though.. LOL

:)

2006-11-18 10:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by D B 4 · 2 0

YES!!! That was funny in a dirty kind of way. I bet my face looked really funny when I read the last line. that was a good one!!! i give you my props. keep the hilaridy

2006-11-18 11:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by Lacy L 2 · 0 0

Yep, that's funny. Cold! But funny.

2006-11-18 11:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by blastabuelliac 4 · 1 0

i got a quite laugh out of it ..quite because my bf was 3 ft away and not sure how he would take it lol

2006-11-18 11:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Not at all and I am the type of person that laughs at everything.

2006-11-18 11:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by ღimd14uღ 3 · 0 0

Yep its a funny one.

2006-11-18 11:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 1 0

Yes that was funny. hehehheehe

2006-11-18 11:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0 0

That was a good one, I think we all need to chuckle now and then...Thanks

2006-11-18 11:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by snowmom 2 · 0 0

yes

2006-11-18 11:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by titi 1 · 1 0

that had me going for a good minute that was good. I like, i like.

2006-11-18 11:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by thats_whats_real 1 · 0 0

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