1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
2006-11-18 11:07:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA that was funny thanks for the laugh
2006-11-18 11:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-18 14:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is such a terrific idea!!
2006-11-22 13:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2006-11-18 13:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋