Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

There was a young boy from jamaica,
whos ambition was being a baker,
when he was cooking his bun,
and his bread by the ton,
he bent over his assistant and raped her!
then he went to jail.
it's wrong to rape!

2006-11-16 21:52:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in upcoming months the producers of fox networks allow terminator the series or (the sahra connor chronicals) to start showing and some time after that an arnold swarzenigger less terminator 4 starts filming. thats just way too far #3 was bad enough

2006-11-16 21:52:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is a stronger emotion...

love..

or

hate...

Any why do you think that?

2006-11-16 21:52:14 · 12 answers · asked by weirdgal_502 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is your opinion of the biggest difference between men and women?

2006-11-16 21:50:55 · 12 answers · asked by weirdgal_502 1 in Polls & Surveys

Two jungle tribes men go out hunting with their blow darts.
They go their separate ways & return to find each other again.

Jungle man 1: "What you shoot?”
Jungle man 2: “Me shoot Lion, me shoot buffalo, me shoot elephant!" ,
"What you shoot?”
Jungle man 1: "Me shoot No-no!".
Jungle man 2: "No-no?", "what kind of animal is No-no?"
Jungle man 1: “New kind", Two legged animal with small trunk, pants around ankles, jump out of bush, waving hands, shouting: no! no!".

2006-11-16 21:50:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This kid's sitting on a curb crying and a priest passes and says, "My son why are you crying? The kid says, "I want to see Jesus". The priest says, "One day you will get your chance". The kid says, "I want to see him right now". The priest says, "Just have faith & your day will come" and he walks on. The kid resumes crying. A drunk passes and says, "Hey kid why you crying". The reply, "I want to see Jesus right now". The drunk says, "Well I'm Jesus". The kid says, "You're not Jesus, you're drunk". The reply, "Oh yes I am and, if you come with me I'll prove it to you". He takes the kid into the nearest bar, the bartender turns around and says, "Jesus Christ, you here again".

2006-11-16 21:49:50 · 3 answers · asked by The professor 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Is there any nude scene in "transporter1" or "entrappment"

2006-11-16 21:49:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-16 21:49:25 · 1 answers · asked by Ron L 1 in Music

there once was a great mr lover,
upon which all women would smother,
but things came to a head,
when he took up to bed,
a woman who was his very own mother!

2006-11-16 21:49:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you could give happiness to one person forever, who would it be?

2006-11-16 21:45:29 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What makes you smile?

Please explain..

2006-11-16 21:44:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The three wise men arrived to visit the child
lying in the manger. One of the wise men was
exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the
low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph
"It's better than Derek."

2006-11-16 21:44:43 · 18 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What is worse -

making a big mistake in life...

or

living the rest of your life saying "if only..."?

2006-11-16 21:44:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was your most romantic moment?

Did you initiate it, or did you reveive it?

2006-11-16 21:43:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does Suri have any resemblance to any of her parents????or is just me to notice that she look a thai or chinese little cute girl?

2006-11-16 21:42:22 · 17 answers · asked by Cinzi@ X 2 in Celebrities

similar to TV Rock - Flaunt it.. or pump it up

2006-11-16 21:41:10 · 5 answers · asked by Karine 1 in Music

2006-11-16 21:41:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Other than home.

2006-11-16 21:40:30 · 23 answers · asked by mary j 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am desperately looking for this song!

2006-11-16 21:39:27 · 4 answers · asked by VM 2 in Music

he gets all his publicity from them

2006-11-16 21:38:16 · 7 answers · asked by learning 1 in Celebrities

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the
moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important
person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise,
the man that wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at the age
of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And that's when the
trouble started.

2006-11-16 21:37:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three drunks went to a brothel, the madam sitting on the porch see's them coming and calls one of the girls to run upstairs and inflate a love doll. The girl questions this and the madam reassures her it will be fine as they are so drunk they wont be able to tell the difference with the light off. the drunks arrive and the madam shows them to the parlor and says the girl will take them one at a time. First drunk goes upstairs and about half an hour later comes downstairs other 2 asked how was it? He says it was a bit cold and stiff but worth for a show, so the second drunk goes up about half an hour later he comes downstairs and the other drunk asks him, how was it, he too said , it was a bit cold and dead but it was a Ok.
So the third drunk goes up and returns about 45 seconds later,
the other drunks said damn man that sure was a quick trip what the hell happened?
He says, oh that bit*ch, I bent down to give her a bite and she farted and flew out the window !!!!

2006-11-16 21:36:41 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

cup of beans alan.....

2006-11-16 21:35:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i have one such experience and was extremely surprised

2006-11-16 21:34:43 · 4 answers · asked by dicky 1 in Movies

I really need your immediate help ppl...^_^

I really need to know your fave music artist or band or whatever.......whether the 70's or 80's or the modern or ANYTHING!!!..^_^do mention the name os the band or group or artist..^_^

Please help.....^_^

2006-11-16 21:33:29 · 13 answers · asked by Romeo (The Original) 2 in Music

2006-11-16 21:32:36 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The scariest movie i have ever seen is The Descent. OMG i sh%t myself. Anyone else think it was scary?

2006-11-16 21:31:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-16 21:30:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are your favorite songs and albums? Did you ever see them live? What do you think about the Mars Volta?

2006-11-16 21:29:14 · 2 answers · asked by Manuscript Replica 2 in Music

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2006-11-16 21:25:32 · 16 answers · asked by SEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXY 1 in Polls & Surveys