there once was a great mr lover,
upon which all women would smother,
but things came to a head,
when he took up to bed,
a woman who was his very own mother!
2006-11-16 21:49:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Incestuous!
A fellow with passions quite gingery
Was exploring his young sister's lingerie
When with evident pleasure
He plundered her treasure,
Adding incest to insult and injury.
2006-11-16 22:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THERE Was An Old Man From Cosham,
Who took out his goolies to wash em'
His wife said Jack, if you don't put em back,
I'll stamp on the b#st#rds and squash em!
2006-11-16 22:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young maiden all flustered and pink
Collapsed on the floor by the sink
Was having orgasms at five second spasms
Her vibrator had gone on the blink.
The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were covered in blisters
He had one finger up his ****
The other up his sisters.
2006-11-16 23:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it, did you make this one?
7.5/10
2006-11-16 22:18:19 · answer #4 · answered by krickety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 8/10
2006-11-16 22:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋