The three wise men arrived to visit the child
lying in the manger. One of the wise men was
exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the
low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph
"It's better than Derek."
2006-11-16 21:44:43 · 18 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...well done i have not heard that before
2006-11-16 21:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Next door neighbour calls to complain that their son has written merry christmas in the snow by peeing.
What's the problem with that said the parent ? It's in my daughter's handwriting said the neighbour!!!!
2006-11-17 06:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemously funny
2006-11-17 06:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mum is still nearly dying from hearing that joke, tears streaming the lot. This is the women who laughed this hard at " what's brown and sticky ? " joke though.
2006-11-17 05:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by mintycakeyfroggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lovely. Christianity could have gone a completely different route if he'd said something else...
2006-11-17 05:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ask the chicken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if that's old then I don't know where I have been for the last few years............. Very funny, made me laff out loud..........even brought a wee tear to the eye.
2006-11-17 07:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe. Good 1!!!
2006-11-17 05:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very gd lmao
2006-11-17 05:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good job he didn't say oh foxtrot
2006-11-17 08:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a new one! use Ian its funnier!
2006-11-17 07:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋