There was a young boy from jamaica,
whos ambition was being a baker,
when he was cooking his bun,
and his bread by the ton,
he bent over his assistant and raped her!
then he went to jail.
it's wrong to rape!
2006-11-16 21:52:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a baker named Fred
Whose success never went to his head,
Instead of just looking,
He ate all his cooking,
So it went to his waistline instead.
2006-11-16 23:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young fellow called Dave
who found a dead W***E in a cave
he said it's disgusting
she only needs dusting
and just think of the money I'd save
2006-11-17 08:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor Doggy a bone,
When she bent over
Rover took over
And give her a bone of his own!
2006-11-17 06:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The was a young lady from Siam,
who said to her lover, young Riam:
'If you kiss me, of course,
you will have to use force,
but Lord knows you are stronger than I am...'
;)
2006-11-17 06:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lady called Florrie
who went for a p!ss in a quarry.
She lay on her back
and opened her crack
and a man drove in with his lorry.
2006-11-17 05:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
2/10 the end bit is crap
2006-11-17 06:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What
2006-11-17 06:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid
2006-11-17 05:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by mnm4213 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o...k.
2006-11-17 05:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by Keeliewheeliebin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋