Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2006

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one
of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men

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2006-11-15 06:58:21 · 17 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Who is the girl in the video caught up by usher?

2006-11-15 06:57:16 · 3 answers · asked by ◙Blue-Eyed♥Red-Headed♥Bella◙ 4 in Celebrities

is sagittarrius a good match for aquarius

2006-11-15 06:57:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

of a song called "eat yourself whole".
was out years ago, cannot remember the band though!

2006-11-15 06:57:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

anyone know any good old western movies where the native american battle the white people

2006-11-15 06:56:46 · 6 answers · asked by ace1 1 in Movies

David hasselhoff, jump in my car gets my vote!! all of £5 to make im sure!!

2006-11-15 06:55:20 · 16 answers · asked by Chey 3 in Music

Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward is long overdue on DVD .
I loved the first two seasons of the show but it went down the tubes when Batgirl was introduced .

2006-11-15 06:55:15 · 1 answers · asked by jeffadelic 5 in Television

On a recent transpacific flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Aussie bloke stands up in the rear of the plane. He is good-looking, tall, well built, with sun-bleached blond hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. ......One button at a time. ........No one moves. .........Everyone is transfixed. ........He removes his shirt. ........Muscles ripple across his chest. .......She gasps... ........

He whispers... "Here ya go luv - iron this and then go get me a beer...."

2006-11-15 06:55:15 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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2006-11-15 06:55:11 · 19 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Is there an internet source from which I can obtain the track of a hindi film song?

2006-11-15 06:53:14 · 2 answers · asked by PLK 1 in Music

2006-11-15 06:52:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-15 06:52:10 · 3 answers · asked by Keith B 1 in Movies

I heard something about an alien movie? is this true?
thanks!

2006-11-15 06:52:01 · 3 answers · asked by Moss B 5 in Movies

but in, ive got that dopey mare kizzy in a conference want to join in while i rip her to bits

2006-11-15 06:51:53 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-15 06:51:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or is it next week?

2006-11-15 06:51:06 · 5 answers · asked by lisyliz 2 in Television

2006-11-15 06:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-15 06:51:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I looking for the words to the songs performed in the movie The Fighting Temptations

2006-11-15 06:50:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i mean really really BIG

2006-11-15 06:50:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm cheap like everyone else, and i don't want to pay for anything. i'm sort of a pirate in training.

2006-11-15 06:49:55 · 3 answers · asked by johlog_ric 2 in Music

2006-11-15 06:49:23 · 66 answers · asked by xxkimbo_14 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-15 06:48:50 · 20 answers · asked by s p s 1 in Celebrities

The detective brings in a woman who has reported that she has been raped.
The Irishman jumps forward and says "Thats her, the miserable sod"

2006-11-15 06:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by researcher 3 in Jokes & Riddles

which would you choose?

2006-11-15 06:48:02 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today he has Sylvia Browne on. The other day he had missing persons and another day he had unsolved crimes. WHY didn't he just have Sylvia on those days, if she is a TRUE psychic. He sure seems to believe in her.

2006-11-15 06:47:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-15 06:47:37 · 21 answers · asked by lidakamo 4 in Polls & Surveys

my fist Q` was withdrawn because i called him a freak

2006-11-15 06:47:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

im lookin 4 a background 4 myspace?
I would like one of PINK the singer does any one know any sites where i could find one of her thx a lot!

P!NK RULEZ woohoo!

2006-11-15 06:46:36 · 7 answers · asked by babygirl 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-15 06:45:57 · 37 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys