Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one
of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men
.
2006-11-15 06:58:21 · 17 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2006-11-15 07:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fully agree with you !!! How and Why can't they be ? They were blessed with an unbelievable, life time opportunity , What was their fault ?! Any way....thats the way of men and they were like that , they are like that and undoubtedly they will be like that!!
2006-11-15 07:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gud One
2006-11-15 07:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lot of truth is spoken in jest very good lol
2006-11-15 07:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by ~~~VeNuSeEd~~~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
XLNT. Fuuunnnyyy
2006-11-15 07:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by WHY? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL go figure they wouldnt of known. I thought maybe double D's
2006-11-15 07:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats the best
2006-11-15 07:55:43 · answer #7 · answered by candyfloss 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one of the best.
2006-11-15 09:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Isabelle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA! I love it! Congrats!
2006-11-15 15:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha lolol great 1
2006-11-15 07:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋