On a recent transpacific flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Aussie bloke stands up in the rear of the plane. He is good-looking, tall, well built, with sun-bleached blond hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. ......One button at a time. ........No one moves. .........Everyone is transfixed. ........He removes his shirt. ........Muscles ripple across his chest. .......She gasps... ........
He whispers... "Here ya go luv - iron this and then go get me a beer...."
2006-11-15 06:55:15 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Punk, thats older than Clint.
2006-11-15 06:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi Cowboy.
Brilliant again. Isn't that just like an Aussie!
I still prefer the pig in the road or the pidgeons. I look forward to your jokes (I'm not saying I don't get out much, but..)
2006-11-15 07:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, I like it.
I was playing golf one Sunday morning with my brother in law at his course in Cheshire.
When we got back in the bar there was about 12 women who had been playing in front of us.
After a couple of pints, I stood up and said "Excuse me ladies, whilst you are here playing golf, who is cooking the Sunday dinner"
I must admit, I got a bit of stick.
But it was worth it.
2006-11-15 07:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by researcher 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....that was wonderful...What away to make her feel that she is a woman !!! That was great !!! A funny joke with a nice punchline or ending !!! Enjoyed it !!
2006-11-15 07:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke....(old one are the funniest), you do realise that a lot of women are going to be complaining about you now though....that's what women do....
2006-11-15 08:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh I'm rolling on the floor !! I think that was my husband on that plane !!! LOL
2006-11-15 06:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not stupid at all, really... more true to male form in the first place. And funny as hell.
2006-11-15 07:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it,s very sexist, but I laughed anyway,thanks for the joke
2006-11-15 06:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by Kimberly H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good joke well worth a thumbs up
2006-11-15 08:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,oh you men are all the same, hehe
2006-11-15 07:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋