Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2006

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Owing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, standing up.

Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell the wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.

The wife answers and asks what he wants.

Goldberg declares," Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."

The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!"

"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg

2006-11-13 08:47:51 · 15 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I just bought ______ and it was useful?
(lol)

2006-11-13 08:47:41 · 11 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

how do you relieve stress ?? any helpful insight would be nice

2006-11-13 08:47:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:47:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:46:56 · 13 answers · asked by Sunnie 5 in Polls & Surveys

when the first celebrity jumped out of the plane? It sounded like Kasabian or something but I'm not too sure.

2006-11-13 08:45:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

27 with 7....

2006-11-13 08:45:10 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:45:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Women

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,

At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad

Men

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

2006-11-13 08:45:04 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-13 08:44:16 · 15 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:44:16 · 18 answers · asked by ross h 1 in Movies

you know... the one that plays while the beginning creddits are rolling?!??

2006-11-13 08:44:13 · 1 answers · asked by georgeonfridays 3 in Movies

2006-11-13 08:43:47 · 5 answers · asked by kathleen r 1 in Music

I mean academically.

2006-11-13 08:43:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A 1980s movie
whats the first movie you think of

2006-11-13 08:43:26 · 27 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Movies

my fists on your dirty mind?

2006-11-13 08:43:21 · 11 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:42:24 · 3 answers · asked by heyheyheyhey2222 1 in Movies

My avatar? Please tell me honestly. If you don't like something say it. Thankyou.

2006-11-13 08:42:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would be an actress, singer or playwright. How about you guys?

2006-11-13 08:42:02 · 24 answers · asked by inquiringmind 3 in Celebrities

this is a joke question peeps. everyone who answers will however get a thumbs up just for playing along
PS I asked this stupid question after I wasted several hours on the phone with a Government help line only to be told I had to mail in my question or view their web site as this department was no longer funded to answer questions via phone...

2006-11-13 08:41:42 · 16 answers · asked by BigBadWolf 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Ice Cream
For me, it was last week

2006-11-13 08:41:02 · 34 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:40:37 · 3 answers · asked by heyheyheyhey2222 1 in Movies

100% sure?

2006-11-13 08:39:51 · 24 answers · asked by DRUGS ME LIKE 1 in Polls & Surveys

I would pick Darth Vader and take over the world :)

Who would you pick?

2006-11-13 08:39:21 · 20 answers · asked by Siu02rk 3 in Movies

2006-11-13 08:39:09 · 2 answers · asked by heyheyheyhey2222 1 in Movies

I did not make this but I found it funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO9NtP5Lc2E&NR

2006-11-13 08:38:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am drinking a spicy clam chowder that is making my nose runny. T.T

2006-11-13 08:38:50 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rvBvxrkB-k&NR

The demonstration by the girl seems like it would hurt the guys.
Especially when she steps on one of their stomachs at the end.
How come those guys don't seem hurt?

Thanks (I might join Karate thats why I want to know)

2006-11-13 08:38:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 08:37:31 · 10 answers · asked by Liss 2 in Music

Even if your not, don't matter, just what would be some requirments to make you gangsta/pimp? [taking poll for a friend]

2006-11-13 08:37:21 · 18 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Polls & Surveys