Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Owing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell the wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.
The wife answers and asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares," Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."
The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!"
"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg
2006-11-13 08:47:51 · 15 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe careful what you wish for..
2006-11-13 08:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Reminds me of the time Goldberg and Finkelstein were coming home after a good poker win. As they walked down the alley they saw a gang of ruffians waiting at the other end.
"Looks like we're going to get mugged." Says Finkelstein fearfully.
"You're right." Replies Goldberg, reaching into his pocket, "Here's that $5000 I owe you!"
2006-11-13 08:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To was really good one! I've never heard it before either!
2006-11-13 08:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very humorous I like that!
2006-11-13 08:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one before. It's AWESOME.
2006-11-13 08:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by addictive personality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it lol the wife is all about money
2006-11-13 08:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was to good
2006-11-13 08:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-13 08:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA that was really good. HA HA
2006-11-17 00:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice woody
2006-11-14 14:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋