Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2006

where are you (generally ie state) and should you ,like me,be in bed..up way tooooooo late and should be in bed...just curious

2006-11-11 21:26:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours." So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said, "I got done faster than I expected to. John is down at the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.

A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher - come back in six hours." Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early - John's down at the soccer field." Sam went to the soccer field and there was John, kicking goals.

A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back in twelve hours." So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said, "I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand - heads are tough." The surgeon said, "Oh, no! The surgery went fine! John suffocated in that plastic bag!"

2006-11-11 21:25:57 · 12 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 21:24:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

the song in the background of this fighter highlight vid.
its a great song please help! cheers?????
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-5940312112607720426&q=kid+yamamoto+highlight

2006-11-11 21:23:58 · 8 answers · asked by faveraus 2 in Music

2006-11-11 21:21:59 · 10 answers · asked by mums_gone_mad 1 in Television

2006-11-11 21:20:31 · 8 answers · asked by Star_Zero 6 in Music

beer and bitches?

2006-11-11 21:20:02 · 33 answers · asked by Star_Zero 6 in Polls & Surveys

jesse.aug28@yahoo.com,dumaguete,talay balugo,ph.

2006-11-11 21:19:21 · 3 answers · asked by jesse.aug28 1 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at The blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.

2006-11-11 21:18:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 21:17:08 · 38 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

Walken has reportedly agreed to play Ozzy in the Paramount Pictures produced Motley Crue movie called 'The Dirt' scheduled for a 2008 release. What are your thoughts on that?

2006-11-11 21:16:16 · 6 answers · asked by Star_Zero 6 in Movies

2006-11-11 21:15:47 · 15 answers · asked by Milton Egbert 1 in Celebrities

soft smell of fresh vanilla buscuit

2006-11-11 21:13:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

about 6 ansers each pleeese.

2006-11-11 21:11:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Do you like it? Why or why not?

2006-11-11 21:10:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i love when there was me and you , breaking free, and stick with studs quo!!!!!!

2006-11-11 21:09:55 · 2 answers · asked by the hottest girl ever 1 in Music

2006-11-11 21:09:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 21:09:15 · 23 answers · asked by milla 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-11 21:07:30 · 20 answers · asked by Milton Egbert 1 in Celebrities

Adoramus Te Domine

2006-11-11 21:06:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-11 21:05:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

she was dong the ironing when the phone rang, and burnt her ear!!!!!!!!!!
Kop for that Kizzy

2006-11-11 21:04:35 · 13 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

yeah it was on BRAVO and it was a good movie but it seemed like they cut out alot of the movie cause it seemed jumpy...does anyone know if they did or is the movie really like that?.

2006-11-11 21:02:06 · 4 answers · asked by shystar2005 3 in Movies

2006-11-11 21:01:02 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who's with me? Don't forget to turn out the light. Thanks, goodnight.

2006-11-11 20:59:56 · 24 answers · asked by bown 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 20:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by mari 1 in Polls & Surveys

birth date 14th december 1969. place of birth: tanuku(andhra pradesh, india)and time 17:35 pm or kindly suggest me sites which can give good judgement. looking forward for your reply. bye.

2006-11-11 20:57:09 · 3 answers · asked by Srinivas R 1 in Horoscopes

I've seen 'The long engagement' & 'Chocolat' also which i love and think are sort of along the same lines. Any other suggestions?

2006-11-11 20:56:38 · 7 answers · asked by blue_butterfly 1 in Movies

Blue means feeling sad or cold. Surely porn movies should be called something like red for hot. What do you think?

2006-11-11 20:55:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1) McDonalds
2) Roses
3) Baby
4) Guitar
5) Mouse

2006-11-11 20:54:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys