Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2006

these are my original jokes ok so if there crap well cut me some slack please
and just because i thought of it doesnt mean it wasnt a joke that i havent heard of before ok....

1. what do gold bunnies eat.............24 carrots

2. knock knock
whos there
christmas
christmas who
chriss miss the bus

3. patient: doctor doctor i think ive got constipation
Doctor: no sh*t!!!!

4. patient: doctor doctor ive got constipation
doctor: yeah right
patient: no really i do
doctor: ur so full of sh*t

well what did ya think???

2006-11-11 19:28:29 · 10 answers · asked by !!David!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 19:28:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-11-11 19:27:45 · 13 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

which do you prefer?

2006-11-11 19:27:44 · 27 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please I need the lyrics for the song "hips don't lie", by Shakira featuring Wyclef. Do u know where I can get it?

2006-11-11 19:27:16 · 9 answers · asked by bobalan1234 1 in Music

2006-11-11 19:27:15 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

a very old potato farmers son was locked up in jail for a long time the dad wrote a letter to his son. it said" i dont know what to do i am too old to dig up the garden this year to plant potatoes as you know this is my only source of income, love dad." the son replied back and said" whatever you do dont plant the potatoes in the garden thats where i hid the bodies.love son" the FBI was at his house the next day and tore the entire garden up and didnt find anything. the next day the son wrote his dad again "you can plant the potatoes now love son."

2006-11-11 19:26:35 · 11 answers · asked by stardust792004 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 19:25:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

oops about the spelling

2006-11-11 19:25:00 · 6 answers · asked by Lawyered 3 in Music

I mean for real... do you think people do that?

2006-11-11 19:23:29 · 31 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:21:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-11 19:20:35 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I see my cats window perch in the window :)

2006-11-11 19:20:09 · 24 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:18:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or will you be extremely grateful and just start going for the hey of it

2006-11-11 19:17:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:12:03 · 4 answers · asked by niknac 1 in Television

2006-11-11 19:11:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He is tall and handsome he has sandy blonde hair a cute smile and he acts on Hannah Montana and he is the guy that likes Hannah Montana does anyone know his real name or is it really Jake Ryan?

2006-11-11 19:11:25 · 5 answers · asked by karen aka karie 1 in Television

I particularly like irish traditional music and good acoustic guitar chords. The dubliners and the chieftains would be good or country & western style will also be cool (that depends on your point of view)

2006-11-11 19:10:37 · 9 answers · asked by Jules G 1 in Music

no questions asked ? this is an adventure question?

2006-11-11 19:10:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

really quickly?

2006-11-11 19:10:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what parts of the house you like to decorate most?

I love to do the whole house. It makes me happy and relax. :)

2006-11-11 19:10:14 · 13 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want to know what food leaves you hanging out in the toilet the longest.

2006-11-11 19:09:53 · 15 answers · asked by slickrickdesigns 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:09:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:08:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:07:21 · 18 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 19:07:05 · 5 answers · asked by sanjeev 1 in Horoscopes

Like I was noticing for A7, there are a couple different ways to play it. How do you know which kind to play in a song?

2006-11-11 19:05:21 · 3 answers · asked by Hicktown girl66 6 in Music

he is my futare husband

2006-11-11 19:02:54 · 4 answers · asked by emmachoclab 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-11 19:02:39 · 3 answers · asked by ron c 1 in Music