these are my original jokes ok so if there crap well cut me some slack please
and just because i thought of it doesnt mean it wasnt a joke that i havent heard of before ok....
1. what do gold bunnies eat.............24 carrots
2. knock knock
whos there
christmas
christmas who
chriss miss the bus
3. patient: doctor doctor i think ive got constipation
Doctor: no sh*t!!!!
4. patient: doctor doctor ive got constipation
doctor: yeah right
patient: no really i do
doctor: ur so full of sh*t
well what did ya think???
2006-11-11 19:28:29 · 10 answers · asked by !!David!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just because i thought of it doesnt mean it wasnt a joke that U have heard before ok.....
i ment u not i
2006-11-11 19:30:24 · update #1
Every thought about being a stand up comedian, or an entertainer of some other kind, like a singer or piano player. You could be a song writer. A professional joke teller. Write a book about it. You may have what it takes, even if you just do it for the fun of it. Think about it!
2006-11-11 19:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very original. Heard every one of them about 20 years ago.
2006-11-11 20:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Get a life! Dude! These are the worst jokes I have ever heard!
2006-11-11 19:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes nery well done i loved them like the 1st one hahaha LMAO
2006-11-11 21:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job!
2006-11-11 19:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Fitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad - some r funnier than others
2006-11-11 19:32:05 · answer #6 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are funny but kinda stupid.. but i guess that i think all jokes are!
2006-11-11 19:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by InSaNe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There pretty good.
2006-11-11 19:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were okay
2006-11-12 04:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by xoxkittenkatxox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY AS HELL THANKS FOR THE POINTS!!
2006-11-11 19:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by untouchedangel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋