Two ol boys who are a bit deaf go into a pub , one says , you get a table an i'l get the drinks , so he goes to the bar an asks for 2 pints , the barman says that'l be £15 please mate , the ol boy says that a lot of money why is it so dear , the barman says , you'v gotta pay for the music , so he says , what sort of music is it , is it blues , jazz or rock n roll , the barman says , no mate it's country an western , so he takes the beers over to his mate an tells him how much they cost an that they'v to pay for the music , his mate says thats a bit unfair coz we'r deaf an cant hear it , what sort of music is it anyway , his mate says , i dont know really , it's just some cnut from preston !
2006-11-09
19:13:43
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