Two ol boys who are a bit deaf go into a pub , one says , you get a table an i'l get the drinks , so he goes to the bar an asks for 2 pints , the barman says that'l be £15 please mate , the ol boy says that a lot of money why is it so dear , the barman says , you'v gotta pay for the music , so he says , what sort of music is it , is it blues , jazz or rock n roll , the barman says , no mate it's country an western , so he takes the beers over to his mate an tells him how much they cost an that they'v to pay for the music , his mate says thats a bit unfair coz we'r deaf an cant hear it , what sort of music is it anyway , his mate says , i dont know really , it's just some cnut from preston !
2006-11-09 19:13:43 · 19 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL funny x
2006-11-09 22:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were lucky. We got that cnut called Preston, from celeb Big Brother!
2006-11-10 03:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-10 03:28:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2006-11-10 03:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good i love the long ones (jokes) that is LMAO
2006-11-10 05:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youv'e been reading my jokes, go on admit it. Never mind, glad you put it on again it is a good one. lol lol lol
2006-11-10 03:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another bloody ripper,good joke,love them..
2006-11-10 03:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho
A bloke walked into a bar, bang ! iron bar.
2006-11-10 03:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by Boscombe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep 'em coming
2006-11-10 03:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find 1 of ur own ,stop pinching other ppl's lol but it was gd
2006-11-10 03:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋